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Old 03-10-2006, 10:54 AM   #1
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The Perfect Wife

What is the perfect wife?

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A good-looking, sex-starved chef who owns a liquor store.
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Old 03-10-2006, 11:12 AM   #2
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You forgot to add:

That's a mute.
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Old 03-10-2006, 11:17 AM   #3
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Old 03-10-2006, 01:23 PM   #4
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Is that really what it comes down to?
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Old 03-10-2006, 07:06 PM   #5
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Rooz, the saying goes:

I found the perfect woman
I couldn't ask for more,
she's deaf, dumb & oversexed
and owns a liquior store


"You know you found the perfect woman, when she looks good on the side of your toolbox" - Tony Stewart
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