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Old 03-02-2006, 10:51 PM   #1
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Having fun with an M

Was having some fun on my way to the dealership (wanted to get a new battery).

So I get to this red light.. as usual one lane is filled the other is empty (left lane).. I pull up in the left lane and I see this Azul Blue E36 M3 . I pull up to it, but try to remain in his blind spot and just patiently wait on the light to turn green...

Light turns green... I let him go then floor it... I fly by him (just wanted to have fun + I had to get in right lane).... and the look on his face was just priceless! Then the guy decides to wake up and give me a run for my money.

By this time am in a right turning lane and he's behind me.. light turns green we both turn right and he tries to kiss my rear bumper with his front one... Am like... (thank you) SO I do what am good at.. zig-zag my way past traffic and the guy either decides not to do it or traffic didn't let a second car do it... and I fly my way to the dealership.

The way the dealership is setup, they have this huge garage door that is kind of like a small tunnel where you drive in and drop your car off for service... Well, I know one of the service Mgr and decided to have a chat with him... so I pull my car in that tunnel and get out of it and I had left my door open (I was like 10 feet away from the car) and was talking to my friend....

Little do I know, the M3 guy had parked in the service parking lot and I presume was going to pick up a part or something.. so he has to pass by my car to get to the parts department door. He kind of walks towards my car.. and just looks at the rear wheels for like a minute... then glances on the inside and I guess he was aiming towards opening my hood, but just as he made the gesture to head towards the hood handle I chirped the keyless entry

It was just a load of fun
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Old 03-02-2006, 10:54 PM   #2
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did he see the gear lever?
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Old 03-02-2006, 11:03 PM   #3
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I have no idea... his back was to me, but he must have though
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Old 03-02-2006, 11:06 PM   #4
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this is the kinda thing that makes me wana get a bimmer.

that sounded extreamly fun .
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Old 03-03-2006, 12:24 AM   #5
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over here in upsate NY, we dont have any cool BMW drivers, seriously, just losers and old ladies(if those are two different things)
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Old 03-03-2006, 12:47 AM   #6
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Rooz, Whats so special about your gear lever?
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Old 03-03-2006, 01:11 AM   #7
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its an automatic gear lever.. haha
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Old 03-03-2006, 01:17 AM   #8
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Old 03-03-2006, 01:52 AM   #9
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i never knew you drove an auto.. oh well, some one has to love the auto bimmers!!! i miss my BMW after stories like this!

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Old 03-03-2006, 03:03 AM   #10
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Old 03-03-2006, 08:51 AM   #11
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over here in upsate NY, we dont have any cool BMW drivers, seriously, just losers and old ladies(if those are two different things)
So which one are you
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Old 03-03-2006, 10:20 PM   #12
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kind of waiting for ///M Power to bash this thread and be like "no way blablabla..."
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Old 03-04-2006, 01:17 AM   #13
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I doubt he'll say that.
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... he probaly thought it was good fun till he saw the auto.
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Old 03-05-2006, 03:36 PM   #15
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... he probaly thought it was good fun till he saw the auto.
Still spanked him
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