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Post up anything funny you find online here. Could be flash videos, amusing websites, text jokes, anything.

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Old 02-23-2006, 09:52 PM   #1
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Callgirl

I checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely, so I
thought I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths
when you're calling for a cab. I grabbed a card on my way in.

It was an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl,
bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right
places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs all the way up...
you know the kind.

So I'm in my room and figure, "What the heck, I'll give her a call."

"Hello?" the woman says.

Wow! She sounded sexy.

"Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room
and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town
all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot,
and I want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole night long. You name it,
we'll do it. Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag
of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night; tie me up, wear a strap on,
cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything you want, baby!
Now, how does that sound?"

She says, "That sounds fantastic.... but for an outside line, Sir, you
need to press 9."

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Old 02-23-2006, 10:26 PM   #2
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OMG
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Old 02-24-2006, 08:50 PM   #3
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oh man ! hahahah! LMFAO!
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Old 02-24-2006, 08:54 PM   #4
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BURN!
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Old 02-24-2006, 08:56 PM   #5
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lmao.. wrong section... maybe in comedy forum? lol
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Old 02-24-2006, 08:58 PM   #6
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you think this is wrong it looks like the mod lounge is in the Car Showroom
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Old 02-24-2006, 09:33 PM   #7
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hahah.

Oh yeah my united bimmer is all screwed up right now, no toolbar in teh bottom right to jump to different threads, and all the text is moved over to the left.
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Old 02-25-2006, 02:57 PM   #8
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wrong forum.
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Old 02-25-2006, 04:19 PM   #9
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what happend to this forum, its uhh....f'd
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Old 02-25-2006, 04:23 PM   #10
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its just a few glitches left over from the change, just give harry some time to work it over.
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Old 02-25-2006, 04:37 PM   #11
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I liked it.
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