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Old 02-06-2006, 06:41 PM   #1
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French Face Transplant

We had this up on one of the jumbotrons and the quotes were flying...while she was giving her1st public interview.

* "She needs to get a refund from the French Drs"
* "Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it" {that was a Rodney Dangerfield}
* "She looks like a French terrorist who burnt her lips on a tailpipe -trying to blow up a bus"
* "They say she's also smoking, what Havanas?"

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Old 02-06-2006, 07:07 PM   #2
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wow wtf....... thats so messed up.
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Old 02-06-2006, 09:07 PM   #3
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I've been reading about that.

Strange. They're making such a big deal about it, but she can still barely talk (very slurred), and it doesn't look that impressive. They basically did a smooth skin graph. Wow.
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Old 02-06-2006, 09:07 PM   #4
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why did they give her a face transplant? its the french idea of "beautiful"
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Old 02-06-2006, 09:11 PM   #5
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nose too that's still some unreal stuff. Did she sound like Charlie Brown's mom?
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Old 02-06-2006, 09:16 PM   #6
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why did they give her a face transplant?
She was mauled by a dog.
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Old 02-07-2006, 09:37 AM   #7
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Old 02-07-2006, 10:04 AM   #8
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What a look...
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* "she could make a freight train take a dirt road"
* "she has to sneak up on a glass of water"
* "now I know why they put stainless steel mirrors in rest areas"
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Old 02-07-2006, 11:30 AM   #9
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what really sucks is that is the improved version, can you imagine how bad the original was?
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