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Old 02-06-2006, 12:32 PM   #1
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Some things women can't do in public

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Old 02-06-2006, 01:55 PM   #2
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I had a feeling thats where that was going
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Old 02-06-2006, 05:02 PM   #3
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HAHAHAH man awesome, she got owned at the end
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Old 02-07-2006, 11:27 AM   #4
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a real woman would have ripped it off.
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Old 02-08-2006, 12:20 PM   #5
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Yes! Awesome... btw, jms, what makes taking off one's shirt a real woman? I would have more respect for one that didn't.

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Old 02-09-2006, 02:54 PM   #6
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I prefer a woman who doesn't hold back. When she competes, she competes. When she fights it's for real. I want a woman who challenges me. If I wanted a doormat I would have bought a doormat.

My wife is not afraid to tell me what she thinks, we are not afraid to argue, and when it is time to compete we hold nothing back (well almost nothing, I don't want to actually kill her).
I guess I like it rough.
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Old 02-09-2006, 04:36 PM   #7
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Old 02-10-2006, 08:13 AM   #8
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It really is more fun that way.
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Old 02-16-2006, 03:15 AM   #9
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funny vid.
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Old 02-16-2006, 03:35 AM   #10
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hahaha thats funny what was that commercial for anyway
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Old 02-16-2006, 10:20 AM   #11
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Smart guy.. she was cute too, wouldn't mind seing those boobies
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Old 02-16-2006, 06:02 PM   #12
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Old 02-18-2006, 09:48 AM   #13
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a real woman would have ripped it off.
I'm with jms on this one!
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Old 02-19-2006, 02:18 PM   #14
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boo she didn't do it! I need to find a chick that would play that game, could have some fun
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