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Old 01-30-2006, 12:42 PM   #16
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^^^ Awww u held the door for her. how sweet lol
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Old 01-30-2006, 07:03 PM   #17
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^^^ Awww u held the door for her. how sweet lol
That's the 'Before' pic ... after that he slammed her in the legs with it.
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Old 01-30-2006, 07:21 PM   #18
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so now he's dating a stripper.
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Old 01-30-2006, 07:33 PM   #19
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so now he's dating a stripper.
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Old 01-30-2006, 09:11 PM   #20
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Harry, it may just be easier to give up and date a stripper......
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Old 01-30-2006, 10:10 PM   #21
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your not proud of dating a stripper?
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Old 01-31-2006, 12:40 AM   #22
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I hope my girlfriend's best friend doesn't see this thread, lol.

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Old 01-31-2006, 08:10 AM   #23
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Haha, she also had heals on there too.

I'm 5' 11".
Dude, it's cool, my wife is taller than me, you get used to it

seriously though, not all strippers are like that. But all carry baggage. When my mom was a stripper, I met dozens and they all had baggage, now I was a kid at the time so I didn't know what baggage was, but thinking back on it. They were all a train wreck (my mom included)

My advice stay away, strippers may look hot but I found a more interesting game. Find the sweetest, most innocent and pure girl you can find and corrupt her.
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I dated a strip club waitress...then married her. Actually she got the job when we were already together, and the club went belly-up.

All the strippers we hung out with were laden with issues...some personal, some substance abuse, all DRAMA.

I think there was one girl who actually had her head on straight.
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Old 01-31-2006, 02:01 PM   #25
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My advice stay away, strippers may look hot but I found a more interesting game. Find the sweetest, most innocent and pure girl you can find and corrupt her.
That sounds like fun. How many times have u done that?
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Old 01-31-2006, 02:43 PM   #26
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a few, but then I married one of them so it's game over for me.
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Interesting write-up Harry. I think I will just keep my distance from strippers.

Besides, I like jms's game much more
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Interesting write-up Harry. I think I will just keep my distance from strippers.

Besides, I like jms's game much more
Haha, just FYI i didn't write it though.
I guess i should have put it in a quote bracket. Oh well.
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