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Old 01-22-2006, 08:13 AM   #1
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"D.J." jokes (possible NWS)

I did the search 1st & couldn't believe you guys haven't posted any "Dirty Johnny" jokes. (there have to be millions!!!) - here we'll see if can jog your memories: (also known as little Johnny)

A teacher is polling her 2nd grade class asking the students to use a word in a sentence with a letter from the alphabet - in order A-Z. On each letter dirty Johnny is raising his had, but she doesn't dare pick him because everything he associates with is rude.
When she gets to "R" no-one but Johnny has his hand up, so with reluctance (and her brain racing to think of a vulgarity with "R") she picks him.
He stands up and says "I saw a rat... R A T"
She says "very good Johnny" (with a great sigh of relief)
He adds " a big mother fucking rat, with a dick this big"
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Haha, those are always good. Here's another:
http://www.unitedbimmer.com/forums/thread892.html
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A recent addition:
Little Johnny was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical came up-- fireman, policeman, salesman, etc. Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.
"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offers really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some coloring, and took little Johnny aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?", " No," said David, "He plays for the INDIANAPOLIS COLTS, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids!

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