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Old 01-22-2006, 07:30 AM   #1
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Talking Holy Priest Joke

A lady was on a plane, arriving from Switzerland. She found herself seated next to a nice priest.

She asked him, " Excuse me Father, could I ask you a favor ? "

The priest replied, " Of course my child. What can I do for you ? "

"I have a small problem and wonder whether you could help. I bought myself a new-sophisticated women's hair remover gadget, for which I paid an enormous sum of money. I have really gone over the customs duty declaration limits. As I do not have enough money to pay duty, I am worried that they will confiscate it at customs. Do you think you could hide it under your cassock ? "

The priest replied, " Of course I could, my child. But, you must realize that being a priest, I can not lie ! "

The lady said, " You have such an honest face Father. I am sure they will not ask you any questions "

So, she gave him the ' Hair remover ' gadget, which the priest put under his cassock. The aircraft arrived at its destination. The priest
presented himself to one of the customs officers.

He asked the priest, " Father, do you have anything to declare ? "

The priest replied truthfully, " Son . . . . from the top of my head to my sash, I have nothing to declare "

Finding this reply strange, the customs officer asked, " And from the sash down father, what do you have ? "

Again the priest replied truthfully, " Son . . . . I have there a marvelous little instrument destined for use by women, but . . . . which has never been used ! "

Breaking out in laughter, the customs officer said, " Go ahead Father. Next person please . . . . . !!! "


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Old 01-22-2006, 09:53 PM   #2
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