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Old 01-22-2006, 06:28 AM   #1
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Talking Greatest Blonde Joke Ever

http://google.blognewschannel.com/in...ve-to-join-in/

Haha, that's the greatest blonde joke I've ever heard.
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Old 01-22-2006, 03:39 PM   #2
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Great joke.
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Old 01-22-2006, 08:55 PM   #3
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omg thats awesome lol
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Old 01-22-2006, 09:22 PM   #4
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im just posting b/c 3 members of the bmw roundel avatar club is def. FTW!!
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Old 01-22-2006, 09:57 PM   #5
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Old 01-22-2006, 10:24 PM   #6
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Old 10-13-2006, 05:38 PM   #7
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Sweet Oh, and the joke is damn funny too
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Old 10-13-2006, 06:20 PM   #8
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Hahaha, I sent it to my (blonde) girlfirend and this is the conversation... she's so blonde...

Trebor413: click that joke
AnathemanSchism: where is it
Trebor413: follow the link
AnathemanSchism: can't find it
Trebor413: hahaha
AnathemanSchism: No?
AnathemanSchism: Help!
Trebor413: what?
Trebor413: well just click the link I sent you
AnathemanSchism: I did
AnathemanSchism: Then I clicked the second one and it takes me to a page of comments
Trebor413: no there should be a link there
Trebor413: follow that link
AnathemanSchism: http://gmapalumni.org/chapomatic/?p=1414
AnathemanSchism: this is where I am..
Trebor413: follow that link
Trebor413: the one that says How about this blonde joke then
Trebor413: okay
Trebor413: nvrmnd
Trebor413: the joke is that the links go in a circle
AnathemanSchism: omg...
AnathemanSchism: I hate you

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Old 10-13-2006, 06:44 PM   #9
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Hahaha, I sent it to my (blonde) girlfirend and this is the conversation... she's so blonde...

Trebor413: click that joke
AnathemanSchism: where is it
Trebor413: follow the link
AnathemanSchism: can't find it
Trebor413: hahaha
AnathemanSchism: No?
AnathemanSchism: Help!
Trebor413: what?
Trebor413: well just click the link I sent you
AnathemanSchism: I did
AnathemanSchism: Then I clicked the second one and it takes me to a page of comments
Trebor413: no there should be a link there
Trebor413: follow that link
AnathemanSchism: http://gmapalumni.org/chapomatic/?p=1414
AnathemanSchism: this is where I am..
Trebor413: follow that link
Trebor413: the one that says How about this blonde joke then
Trebor413: okay
Trebor413: nvrmnd
Trebor413: the joke is that the links go in a circle
AnathemanSchism: omg...
AnathemanSchism: I hate you
lol... haha

but at one point, doesnt it have to stop somewhere?i wonder if anyone has actually gone that far
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Old 10-13-2006, 07:26 PM   #10
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i hate you bastards. i fell for it when the thread first started, and i fell for it again.
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Well yeah, the BATFE is like the Anti Hoppy.
Well hey, hey Mr. Policeman
Bet I can drive faster than you can
Come on Hoss, let's have some fun
Go on shoot me with your radar gun
You look bored and I sure am
Catch me if you can.
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Old 10-13-2006, 08:06 PM   #11
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i got to the second one
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Old 10-13-2006, 08:46 PM   #12
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Lol...I fell for it for a minute...It's ok though when I was younger I was blonde
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Old 10-14-2006, 12:55 AM   #13
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haha. I got to the third page. then i was like...wait. *click* fuck this.
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Old 10-14-2006, 01:04 AM   #14
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yeah.. i finaly figured it out after the third round of clicking. lol. jk. it figured it out after the first link but kept clicking anyways.
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Old 10-14-2006, 01:19 AM   #15
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WOAH!!! HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN HOW MANY VIEWS THIS THREAD HAS!??! 4,409!!!!! yikes.
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