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Old 03-08-2006, 08:44 PM   #16
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Yea the 318 is not a fast car in a straight line but I like to pretend anyway.
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Old 03-08-2006, 09:13 PM   #17
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Yea the 318 is not a fast car in a straight line but I like to pretend anyway.
haha i do that with my 525.

i like to think people are racing me ... even when they're just driving normally, and im flooring, and barely staying ahead.
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Old 03-08-2006, 10:02 PM   #18
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0-60 7.6 for the V6 manual... a 318 could take that. i can't imagine what it would do to the 4 banger camry.

P.S., i was talking about the 318.. cuz you know, it has a 1.8L engine. (im not sure if you know this or not, but the camry does NOT have a 1.8L)
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Old 03-09-2006, 12:20 PM   #19
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0-60 7.6 for the V6 manual... a 318 could take that. i can't imagine what it would do to the 4 banger camry.

P.S., i was talking about the 318.. cuz you know, it has a 1.8L engine. (im not sure if you know this or not, but the camry does NOT have a 1.8L)
a 318 will not do a 7.6 0-60 ... 8.6 ... maybe if you drive like a lunatic ... 7.6 - not a chance
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Old 03-09-2006, 11:30 PM   #20
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a 318 will not do a 7.6 0-60 ... 8.6 ... maybe if you drive like a lunatic ... 7.6 - not a chance

Yessss! Thank you Torque.

That would be...ahem..

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Old 03-10-2006, 09:56 AM   #21
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i'm not sure if you're aware of this or not, but that's called "bench racing". you post numbers on the internet of said cars and then hypothetically calculate the winner.

what actually happened was the 318 left the camry on the highway. this is street racing, and he was like "damn yo car is whack" and then proceded to "unpimp ze auta"
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Old 03-10-2006, 01:47 PM   #22
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i'm not sure if you're aware of this or not, but that's called "bench racing". you post numbers on the internet of said cars and then hypothetically calculate the winner.

what actually happened was the 318 left the camry on the highway. this is street racing, and he was like "damn yo car is whack" and then proceded to "unpimp ze auta"
Bench racing or real life, nobody in this world will get a stock 318 from 0 to 60 in less than 8 seconds.
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Old 03-10-2006, 08:53 PM   #23
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Bench racing or real life, nobody in this world will get a stock 318 from 0 to 60 in less than 8 seconds.
I'm paying you Torque for your lawyer services, they're GREAT!

Keep it up....I'm cracking up on this end.

Just send me the bill when you're done.
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Old 03-10-2006, 09:06 PM   #24
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i didnt relize they were that fast(the 318).. not too bad. still WAY faster then my thunderbird, even tho it has a 3.8 liter v6.
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Old 03-10-2006, 09:52 PM   #25
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torque, i'm going to go out on a limb and say you've never driven a 318.
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Old 03-11-2006, 12:24 AM   #26
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torque, i'm going to go out on a limb and say you've never driven a 318.
correct. i dont think i'd like to ... seems like everyone that drives/has driven one gets a ricer attitude and starts to talk about how fast it was ...
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Old 03-11-2006, 10:37 AM   #27
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how you can talk about how fast a car is that you've never driven is beyond me, but ok. you keep doing what you do man.

i had a 318 and it was a good car, it was faster than people believe but it was not really a fast car. it's definitely faster than an auto 525.
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Old 03-11-2006, 03:39 PM   #28
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Mines not fast in a straight line but its pretty good around a track or curvy roads.
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Old 03-11-2006, 05:06 PM   #29
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Mines not fast in a straight line but its pretty good around a track or curvy roads.
That's exactly what I'm trying to explain to him ... I think I'm just gonna give up.
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Old 03-12-2006, 09:49 AM   #30
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That's exactly what I'm trying to explain to him ... I think I'm just gonna give up.
The fact that you've never driven one helps your case, a lot.
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