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Harry and zak have heard this one...
so there's this girl who gets asked to prom and she says yes and everythings taken care of and everything except for the prom dress. So she goes to her dad and asks him "daddy daddy can i have money for a prom dress this cute guy asked me and everything" he replies "sure, after you give me a blow job." Obviously this freaks her out and she doesn't know how to respond so she walks a way.
Two weeks later and its the week before prom and she's starting to get worried about her dress when she decides to go ask her dad again thinking he was just joking last time. So she goes to her dad and says "daddy daddy i really need money for a prom dress prom is only a week away!" Once again he sais "sure but you have to giv me a blow job first." She was shocked that he said it again and yells at him "I will never do that you sick-o!" and storms off.
Its now the day before prom and shes desperate, she'll do anything at this point and goes to her dad and says "daddy daddy i realllllly need money for a prom dress i'll do anything!" He says "give me a blow job and i'll give you money" She's reluctant but agrees and gives him a blow job just like mommy sued to. When she's done and they're cleaning up, he hands her the money and she asks "Daddy, why does your dick taste like shit?" and he goes "your brother needed to borrow the car"
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