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Old 12-29-2005, 11:59 AM   #1
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NBA or NFL?????


36 have been accused of spousal abuse

7 have been arrested for fraud
19 have been accused of writing bad checks
117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
3 have done time for assault
71, repeat 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
8 have been arrested for shoplifting
21 currently are defendants in lawsuits. and
84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year Can you guess which organization this is?
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It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group of Idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.
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Old 12-29-2005, 12:41 PM   #2
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Wha.... hahaha.

Are you serious? That's crazy... is that true?
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Old 12-29-2005, 12:45 PM   #3
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Old 12-29-2005, 02:30 PM   #4
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Thats nuts, 71 cant get credit? HAHAHA Burn to ths US congress.
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Old 12-29-2005, 08:35 PM   #5
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Old 12-29-2005, 09:03 PM   #6
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Who the fuck are they to tell us how to live our lives, and what rules to live by...when obviously a good portion of them are enormous frauds. (Aside from the fact that they're politicians of course).

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Old 12-29-2005, 11:51 PM   #7
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Who the fuck are they to tell us how to live our lives, and what rules to live by...when obviously a good portion of them are enormous frauds. (Aside from the fact that they're politicians of course).


huhhhh? your icon kinda contradicts your post.. so you do or dont agree?
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Old 12-30-2005, 12:09 AM   #8
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huhhhh? your icon kinda contradicts your post.. so you do or dont agree?
I think he's saying it's BS that they make laws and don't even follow them themselves. Not bs at the actual list.
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