Go Back   United Bimmer Community - BMW Forum > UnitedBimmer- Off Topic > United Off Topic  **FOR MEMBERS ONLY** > Comedy Collection
FAQ Members List Calendar Advertise With Us Mark Forums Read

Comedy Collection
Post up anything funny you find online here. Could be flash videos, amusing websites, text jokes, anything.

Reply
 
Thread Tools
Old 12-19-2005, 11:27 AM   #16
c1apton
 
c1apton's Avatar

Name: c1apton
Title: Upgraded Member
Status: Offline
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Pompano Beach,Fl /Edina,Mn
Rate My Car: 134 / 340
Your Ride: 93 E34
too much information
  Reply With Quote
Old 12-19-2005, 11:47 PM   #17
komodo
 
komodo's Avatar

Name: komodo
Title: Administrator
Status: Offline
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Athens, GA
Rate My Car: 68 / 340
Your Ride: 1995 M3
__________________

  Reply With Quote
Old 12-24-2005, 05:40 PM   #18
Spieluhr

Name: Spieluhr
Title: ///M Driven
Status: Offline
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Snohomish, Washington
User not setup in Rate My Car.
Click here to set it up.
Quote:
Originally Posted by xsperf
no i just find it funny that everyone says... dude you should really be a writer.. and then he PROVES to us that he didnt write it.. craig you da man! instead of telling us you didnt write it, you SHOW us.. even better!!
dont be an ass. that man just told the funniest god damn story of my week. Good job dude, that was quite the story.
__________________

BMW, The Ultimate Driving Machine
  Reply With Quote
Old 12-24-2005, 09:38 PM   #19
c1apton
 
c1apton's Avatar

Name: c1apton
Title: Upgraded Member
Status: Offline
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Pompano Beach,Fl /Edina,Mn
Rate My Car: 134 / 340
Your Ride: 93 E34
You don't have to be a "writer" to submit funny or things of interest, just get the quotes right. The folks here are sharp and will "drill" you when there's questionable quotes. I salute anyone who posts and has the details right {spelling isn't an issue} And bigger "grats" to those who are first to admit they didn't write the original.
  Reply With Quote
Old 12-24-2005, 09:44 PM   #20
dinanM6
 
dinanM6's Avatar

Name: dinanM6
Title: Senior Member
Status: Offline
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Calgary Alberta
User not setup in Rate My Car.
Click here to set it up.
wow $750,000 if it was paid directly to the house owner it might just cover his electric bill lol
__________________


Member of the "I have no money" club
Founding Member of the "I need a job" club
  Reply With Quote
Old 12-26-2005, 01:26 AM   #21
Numark318i
 
Numark318i's Avatar

Name: Numark318i
Title: has an empty wallet
Status: Offline
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: The Only place in the world where people say "Hella"
Rate My Car: 125 / 340
Your Ride: ^^
omfg...i started to cry.
__________________
We all get the urge...Saturday early morning...nothing to do till noon... BMW FTW

The aural sensations of 1st gear WOT
**CGM **(Certified Garage Mechanic)
  Reply With Quote
Old 10-25-2007, 09:40 AM   #22
Rooz

Name: Rooz
Title: Upgraded Member
Status: Offline
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Charlotte, NC
Rate My Car: 5 / 340
Your Ride: 2003 M5
Bump for the newer folks to enjoy this
__________________



VIEW MOD LIST & PICS

I am worth $2,010,238 on HumanForSale.com

Quote:
Originally Posted by Gregg
Umnitza now provides a mechanic to install all parts ordered right in the box! It's their new "Total customer service program" that will eliminate all the haters and keep incompetents from breaking **** and blaming the vendor! When you are all set simply call INS and they will pick him up free of charge.
  Reply With Quote
Old 10-25-2007, 02:27 PM   #23
Exilion
 
Exilion's Avatar

Name: Exilion
Title: Senior Member
Status: Offline
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: World wide
User not setup in Rate My Car.
Click here to set it up.
Your Ride: 1991 325i
wow....... funny as hell to read but you really dont know how annoying it is to clean that.... That's why I hate male head (bathroom) cleaning station. Literally there was a guy that would clog the toilet with such a large piece of crap I couldnt even imagine how it came out of someone and then an hour after I'd cleaned it the guy would destroy another toilet. It got to the point I just left it there.
__________________


BMW's are made by god... kinda
  Reply With Quote
Old 10-25-2007, 03:48 PM   #24
denyo77
 
denyo77's Avatar

Name: denyo77
Title: Suspended License
Status: Offline
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Germany
Rate My Car: 198 / 340
Your Ride: 1988 325i Touring
umph... left a big brown truck in Latvia
funny as hell
  Reply With Quote
Old 10-25-2007, 07:49 PM   #25
MTurboPower3
 
MTurboPower3's Avatar

Name: MTurboPower3
Title: Senior Member
Status: Offline
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Philadelphia
User not setup in Rate My Car.
Click here to set it up.
Your Ride: Dont have a car yet
OMG I was just laying on the floor cracking up.
  Reply With Quote
Old 10-26-2007, 11:23 AM   #26
94bmw325i
 
94bmw325i's Avatar

Name: 94bmw325i
Title: Hellrot325
Status: Offline
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Newark, Delaware
User not setup in Rate My Car.
Click here to set it up.
Your Ride: 94 bmw 325i, 97 vw golf
ahahaha that was funnier than I thought it would be
__________________
  Reply With Quote
Old 10-26-2007, 01:27 PM   #27
Montizzle 325i

Name: Montizzle 325i
Title: Senior Member
Status: Offline
Join Date: Sep 2005
User not setup in Rate My Car.
Click here to set it up.
Your Ride: 1998 dakar ///M3 sedan 5-spd
haha my story got posted here it was insane how bad i had to go. You guys dont understand
  Reply With Quote
Old 10-28-2007, 07:15 PM   #28
Dr1ve4fun

Name: Dr1ve4fun
Title: Senior Member
Status: Offline
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: AZ
Rate My Car: 237 / 340
Your Ride: 1985 325e
  Reply With Quote
Old 10-29-2007, 11:44 AM   #29
denyo77
 
denyo77's Avatar

Name: denyo77
Title: Suspended License
Status: Offline
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Germany
Rate My Car: 198 / 340
Your Ride: 1988 325i Touring
was it really you, Montizzle?
  Reply With Quote
Old 10-29-2007, 03:36 PM   #30
MTurboPower3
 
MTurboPower3's Avatar

Name: MTurboPower3
Title: Senior Member
Status: Offline
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Philadelphia
User not setup in Rate My Car.
Click here to set it up.
Your Ride: Dont have a car yet
ahahahha Was it Really You Montizzle?
  Reply With Quote
Reply


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Answering Machine Messages komodo Comedy Collection
11 10-27-2005 03:57 PM


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 06:31 PM.

A vBSkinworks Design

 
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
Copyright © 2005-2013 UnitedBimmer.com