I think I can safely say you guys have yet to live. How about
-stealing dad's car when I was 13.
-sending my first ex-gf dog shit in a gift wrapped shoebox.
-tying a bag of dog shit & an M80 to a kid's bedroom lightbulb filament.
-2 hits of mesc and a liter of Southern Comfort, then having to get my stomach pumped.
-stealing parking meters and bringing them home to break them open.
-quitting highschool . . . . twice.
-installing a keg tap in my '83 Olds Toronado.
-throwing a bunch of white guys in my car, and cruising through the projects blasting AC/DC.
-drinking and falling asleep at the wheel, waking up to sparks as my bumper scrapes the concrete median.
-drinking and falling asleep at the wheel, then waking up just in time to do two 360's in front of the tollbooth on the Garden State Parkway.
-got drunk one x-mas eve, and someone stole my keys. The asshole went to my house and stole all the presents under our tree.
-and the #1 idiocy in my youth: running across town like a maniac in my pajamas, holding a 9mm in plain view.
My funniest dumbass move: Me and these 2 guys were drinking in the car cruising around, and decided to hit a club (Ashley's in Clifton NJ). We snuck our own beers in our coats to save money. About 15min later the bouncers literally threw us out the door and into the parking lot. We were like WTF?? They replied "WE DON'T SERVE MICHELOB IN HERE!!"