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Old 12-13-2005, 07:44 PM   #1
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Old 12-13-2005, 07:49 PM   #2
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Old 12-13-2005, 07:57 PM   #3
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Old 12-13-2005, 08:15 PM   #4
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Old 12-13-2005, 08:19 PM   #5
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Old 12-13-2005, 08:31 PM   #6
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Old 12-13-2005, 08:51 PM   #7
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"You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are a perfect son-of-a-bitch. Most Scorpios are murdered!"

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Old 12-13-2005, 09:00 PM   #8
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harry, you left out the part about being 'the worst of the lot'.
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Old 12-13-2005, 09:03 PM   #9
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harry, you left out the part about being 'the worst of the lot'.
I must have missed that part when I was reading it. haha. Nah, I was just talking about the business part. hah
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Old 12-13-2005, 09:10 PM   #10
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I must have missed that part when I was reading it. haha. Nah, I was just talking about the business part. hah
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Old 12-13-2005, 10:40 PM   #11
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Either way you're going to end up murdered.
I prefer the term, "assassinated".
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Old 12-13-2005, 11:06 PM   #12
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Old 12-14-2005, 12:50 AM   #13
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I prefer the term, "assassinated".
ya it makes you sound more important I mean look at the difference here:

"Penguin Studios Founder Assassinated"

"Penguin Studios Founder Murdered"
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Old 12-14-2005, 01:03 AM   #14
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ya it makes you sound more important I mean look at the difference here:

"Penguin Studios Founder Assassinated"

"Penguin Studios Founder Murdered"
Totally.
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