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Old 12-03-2005, 12:16 AM   #1
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Where do girls come up with this stuff?

ok, I am in a ranting mood, so i apologize ahead of time.

anyway, Where the hell do girls come up with some of the acusations that they do? They freak out about some of the weirdest things, and then tell you that you are wasting their time and not treating them correctly. Even when you try to tell them they are wrong (which never works), apologize, or even kiss total ass, none of it is good enough. They tell you that "you need to think about whether or not you want this relationship" and shit like that.

We are the ones trying to set it straight, but no you wont accept it. so we apologize, and you won't accept that. We tell you you are the most beautiful person in teh world, but you don't care. Therefore, we can conclude that the MEN are the ones that actually work to preserve relationships, and the women are the ones that are testing the boundaries.

what the hell...

thanks for listening, im gonna go get shit faced.
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Old 12-03-2005, 12:23 AM   #2
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haha feel better man, and when women are pissing u off just fall back on my favorite saying..... "FUCK WOMEN!" u feel much better after yelling that (no i dont mean actualy, its meant metaphoricly.)

my Gf says "tell him jewlery also works" dont listen to that tho, dont cave in to the estrogenical tyrany that is woman.

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Old 12-03-2005, 12:44 AM   #3
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Spieluhr, that has to take presentation of rant award of the year
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Old 12-03-2005, 01:03 AM   #4
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Spieluhr, that has to take presentation of rant award of the year
thanks, im honored.
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Old 12-03-2005, 01:19 AM   #5
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Now,now - when the "sphyxexsourous-erectus" AKA:GF gives you any of those show her these. You haven't seen her go balistic yet
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Old 12-03-2005, 11:39 AM   #6
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^^^^^ the perfect woman... thats awesome.
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Old 12-03-2005, 11:51 AM   #7
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wow...guess you could be a genius at cars, drive a nice fast car and still have to deal with the same shit when it comes to chicks like everyone else...

well except me...I got rules

1. I don't love those hoes and I don't put a price tag on a broken heart.

2. The key to owning women is making them relate to you. DO NOT attempt to relate to them. Understand their patterns but don't dwell any further...

3. You may meet them on their terms but understand that those terms will be more complicated than anything you usually encounter in your daily running around.
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