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Old 11-30-2005, 08:42 AM   #1
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"You're going to look mighty funny with ___(blank)____ hanging out of your A#$"
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Old 11-30-2005, 10:56 AM   #2
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Old 11-30-2005, 04:24 PM   #3
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Old 11-30-2005, 04:25 PM   #4
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Old 11-30-2005, 04:33 PM   #5
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you guys shy or what? My "soundbros" are into big things -like:
chainsaw, Brooklyn, shotguns - that's just a few of their selections. I KNOW you guys are capable of more deadly objects - the bigger the better
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Old 11-30-2005, 04:39 PM   #6
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hows this:

Lincoln Zephyr
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Old 11-30-2005, 04:50 PM   #7
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"You're going to look mighty funny with an M1A1 Abrahms hanging out of your A#$"
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Old 12-01-2005, 05:25 AM   #8
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that condom
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Old 12-01-2005, 06:24 AM   #9
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Here's a few from some of my "soundbros":

the Queen Mary
Wisconsin
a jackhammer
a bowling ball
Antartica

and of course;

Uranus
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Old 12-01-2005, 08:01 AM   #10
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Old 12-01-2005, 11:48 AM   #11
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doberman
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small illiterate philipino boy
brembo brake rotor
cheese sandwich
tom hall
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Well yeah, the BATFE is like the Anti Hoppy.
Well hey, hey Mr. Policeman
Bet I can drive faster than you can
Come on Hoss, let's have some fun
Go on shoot me with your radar gun
You look bored and I sure am
Catch me if you can.
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Old 12-01-2005, 12:14 PM   #12
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Old 12-01-2005, 01:11 PM   #13
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ewh Harry, that's a bad cisual...
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Old 12-02-2005, 11:51 AM   #14
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Old 12-02-2005, 12:34 PM   #15
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doberman
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small illiterate philipino boy
brembo brake rotor
cheese sandwich
tom hall

small illiterate phillipino boy? that's even worse visual
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