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Old 11-21-2005, 03:38 AM   #1
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Easiest kill, EVER

ok, so my girlfriend was celebrating her birthday last saturday night. we went to seattle, saw a comedy improv show, got some burgers, etc. One of the groups got really lost, mainly cause the girl isn't used to driving in a big city.

Anyway, she is following me on the way home so she doesn't get lost and we get out onto I-5, a big 5-6 lane highway. It's 1 am and there are only a few cars, so I'm going a comfortable 70-80 mph in my mom's M3 SMG. Then she comes right up next to me, mind you she drives a Ford Exploder SUV, and wants to race. I take it up to about 90 just to show em. But no, that wasn't enough, they come back. so I'm thinking "oh hell no", drop it into 4th, and rocket up to 115 mph. They were gone to say the least.

and all the while I hear these little giggles coming from the back seat every time I accelerate. Wondering if I have some kind of small rodent squeeking back there, i look back and see this sophomore girl that clearly never knew what speed was all about. We got onto the highway and were only doing 70 and she said "YAH! we are fast!" and I said, "you don't know what fast is" and promptly took it to 100 mph.
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Old 11-21-2005, 05:58 AM   #2
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only doing 70 and she said "YAH! we are fast!" and I said, "you don't know what fast is" and promptly took it to 100 mph.
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Old 11-21-2005, 06:16 AM   #3
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Old 11-21-2005, 01:51 PM   #4
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hahaha nate showin off for the bitches! i love it.
i went drivin chuckanut the other night with a pretty chill girl and we were both very dissapointed to find they have it closed!

never one to miss an opportunity to drive fast with a hot girl in the car i found a nice big open parking lot, looked over at her and asked if she wanted to have some fun? i don't kow whether she knew what i was talking about or if she thought i was trying to get on her but either way shwe said sure and i proceded to spin about 5 donuts and come out into a nice 150 ft powerslide with her laughin and a smile all the way across her face.

now she wants to learn how to drive my car... :/
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Old 11-21-2005, 03:30 PM   #5
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115 with young sophomore passengers. Clearly very responsible.
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Old 11-21-2005, 03:44 PM   #6
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Allright when I saw M3 SMG and then explorer I promptly knew you had killed them. Your story really makes me wish my dad still had his e46 m3.

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Old 11-21-2005, 03:58 PM   #7
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Old 11-21-2005, 05:32 PM   #8
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115 with young sophomore passengers. Clearly very responsible.
ive done 200kmh (120mph) with 4 other people in my car. My buddies done ever stupider shit with other people in the car.
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Old 11-21-2005, 08:52 PM   #10
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point taken. fun none the less, each and every one of us has had fun with some of our buddies. And I only said young sophomore to demonstrate their lack of "speed" experience cause they can't drive.
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sound slike fun. i must say stupid..but im not one to talk.
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Channel 3 reports:
A speeding Ford Explorer loses control early this morning. It hit a close by BMW and ended in total tragedy...
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^^ Yea that would suck. Specially if u owned the BMW
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ive done 200kmh (120mph) with 4 other people in my car. My buddies done ever stupider shit with other people in the car.
and you're so awesome you totaled your moms minivan.
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and you're so awesome you totaled your moms minivan.
yea, ironicly i was doing the speed limit and driving normal and all when i did it to.
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