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Old 11-20-2005, 05:27 PM   #1
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the absolute best and funniest google search

ok guys, this one actually IS funny

google search, im feeling lucky: french military victories


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how do you seperate the french men from the boys?

with a crowbar

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what do you call a french man who served his country?

yea, i dont know either, it never happened

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why is the statue of liberty misplaced if in france?

it only has 1 arm raised

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french tanks have 6 gears, 5 reverse, and 1 forward, incase the enemy attacks from behind
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Old 11-20-2005, 06:23 PM   #2
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OMFG that's funny!
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Old 11-20-2005, 07:01 PM   #3
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lol, good stuff

moving to comedy forum
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Old 11-20-2005, 07:05 PM   #4
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http://www.unitedbimmer.com/forums/thread3701.html
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Quazi-repost. hah
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Old 11-20-2005, 07:27 PM   #5
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ahh i didnt see that, but those jokes, cmon man they are good beans!
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Old 11-20-2005, 07:43 PM   #6
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How about the Hundred Year War and WWI?
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Old 11-20-2005, 08:33 PM   #7
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. stupid frenchies
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Old 11-20-2005, 09:07 PM   #8
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yea yea we know, but napoleon wasnt french b/c he actually won some victories, and on that note, donald if you are french, sorry its just a joke(s) and they are pretty funny, oh and WWI wasnt all france you know
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Old 11-20-2005, 09:30 PM   #9
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Not french, not offended. Just giving the facts. Funny, sure... politically correct, don't think so. And WWI wasn't all france but they were still victorious. They also won their own revolution, and IIRC the French-Indian War.

lol to the jokes regardless.
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France is miserable because it is filled with Frenchmen, and Frenchmen are miserable because they live in France. - Mark Twain
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