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Old 11-15-2005, 08:14 PM   #1
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Michael Jackson caught in womens restroom

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Michael Jackson beat it after a startled woman starting taking his picture while he was attending to his toiletry in the ladies’ room in a Dubai shopping mall. A 37-year-old Tunisian woman spotted Jackson wearing a T-shirt, trousers and traditional Arab women’s headscarf, according to the Khaleei Times. The horrified woman screamed and started snapping the star’s picture with a cellphone camera. but Jackson’s staff reportedly confiscated the pics.
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Old 11-15-2005, 08:19 PM   #2
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HAHAHA.

This dude just cant keep himself out of trouble.
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Old 11-15-2005, 08:21 PM   #3
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Old 11-15-2005, 08:22 PM   #4
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Must've been one ugly ass woman! That guys fucked
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Old 11-15-2005, 08:41 PM   #5
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He is wacko Jacko, what more can I say.
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Old 11-15-2005, 08:44 PM   #6
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Ah yes, Michael Jackson:

How do you know it's bedtime at MJs' house? When the big hand is on the little hand.

What does MJ & Sears have in common? They both like little boys pants 50% off.

What does MJ and the Chicago Cubs (or your favorite baseball team) have in common? They both wear a single glove for no apparent reason.
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Old 11-15-2005, 08:56 PM   #7
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Ah yes, Michael Jackson:

How do you know it's bedtime at MJs' house? When the big hand is on the little hand.

What does MJ & Sears have in common? They both like little boys pants 50% off.

What does MJ and the Chicago Cubs (or your favorite baseball team) have in common? They both wear a single glove for no apparent reason.
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Old 11-15-2005, 09:00 PM   #8
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whats blue and lies at the foot of MJ's bed.


billys jeans.
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Old 11-15-2005, 09:19 PM   #9
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Old 11-15-2005, 09:31 PM   #10
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Old 11-15-2005, 10:04 PM   #11
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haha, how ironic! we were just talking about him in british literature today! how we got on that topic, i have no clue! but we were talking about how he was burned and had to get plastic surgery and he always wears a hat or uses an umbrella b/c he cant be in direct sunlight...but yea, that's pretty odd. i have a joke...

One day, a curious boy asks his dad, "Dad, is God black or white?"
His dad responds, "I don't know"
A few minutes later, the boy comes back, "Dad, is God a boy or a girl?"
Again his dad says he doesn't know.
And again the boy comes back and asks, "Is God Michael Jackson?"


^haha...
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Old 11-15-2005, 10:17 PM   #12
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yea jackson is f-d up.... im glad he moved to dubai... now they have to deal with his child molestation... see if those people deal with it... they wont put him on trial.. his trial will be waking up to an AK-47 in his face and then becoming riddled with bullets till he is really unrecognizable...


he had so much potential as lead of the Jackson 5... and he threw it all away... sad.. but on a lighter note I would love to buy his Beatles song rights... if i can just find that billion dollars that i misplaced the other day im all set.. lol
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Old 11-15-2005, 10:19 PM   #13
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Did he really move to Dubai?
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Old 11-15-2005, 10:40 PM   #15
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yep.. reports say that Jackson has vacationed there/is sill there and reportedly is gonna buy a house and wave good bye to the U.S of A...
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