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Post up anything funny you find online here. Could be flash videos, amusing websites, text jokes, anything.

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Old 10-25-2005, 02:48 PM   #1
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Students **** Program :P

Students **** Program :P

To: All Students!

In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and
productivity from students, it will be our policy to keep all
students well taught through our program of SPECIAL
HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING
(S......).

>> >>>
We are trying to give our students more ......... . than anyone
else. If you feel that you do not receive your share of .........
on the course, please see your lecturer. You will be immediately
placed at the top of the ........... list, and our lecturers are
especially skilled at seeing that you get all the ........ you can handle.

>> >>>
Students who don't take their ....... will be placed in
DEPARTMENTAL EDUCATIONAL EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P.
.........).


Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. ........ seriously
will have to go to EDUCATIONAL ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T. .....). Since our lecturers took .....
before they graduated, they don't have
to do ....... anymore, and are all full of ........ already.

>> >>>
If you are full of ........., you may be interested in a job teaching others. We can add your name to our
BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST (B.U.L.L. ........).

>> >>>
For students who are intending to pursue a career management
and consulting, we will refer you to the department of
MANAGERIAL OPERATIONAL RESEARCH EDUCATION (M.O.R.E. .......).

This course emphasizes how to manage M.O.R.E. ....... .

If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD
OF TEACHING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T. ........).

Thank you,

BOSS IN GENERAL, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING (B.I.G. ....... .)

PS. Now send this ....... . to 5 or more people who need ........
in their life, just not the same person who sent you this ......., they
have already had their fill of ....... . Thank You for your time.

Sincerely,

The Director Under the Michigan Bureau of Super High Intensity Teaching. (The D.U.M.B. ........)
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Old 10-27-2005, 03:50 PM   #2
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Could the missing word be...SHIT!?!? hahaha
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