Am I the only one to get these emails?
In my mailbox every day I find these types of email offers:
1) My male member is too short--They can HELP!
2) It isn't hard enough and doesn't last long enough--They can HELP!
3) If only I had a fake Rolex the ladies wouldn't notice the first two problems!
4) Here is a Hot Penny Stock Pick so I will be able to afford the first three!!
5) If only I would send the money I made from the fourth that I was going to waste on the first three to some little old widow lady in Nigeria, I could use those MILLIONS to...............I suppose to forget my pecker is too short and doesn't work well without a Rolex
It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others. Mine sometimes feels that way.
'98 SVT Cobra