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Old 10-11-2005, 06:47 PM   #1
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joke of the two weeks

(reworded in my own words, dont have a copy paste joke)

A drunk takes his buddies home to his apartment in the middle of the night. They like his apartment, but cant understand one thing. There is a big gong in the room, obviously out of place. So they ask, whats that gong for? The drunk replies, "Thats not a gong, its a talking clock, watch" so he takes the stick and bangs it pretty hard, and the guy in the other room says, "you idiot! its 3 am!"
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Old 10-11-2005, 10:15 PM   #2
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Haha, nice. That'd work nicely in my dorm.
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lol. good one, but i think there was something like that that was already posted.


still funny tho.
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Old 10-11-2005, 11:15 PM   #4
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ahaha dude nice
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