The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather dignified, well
dressed good looking man in his late 40s or early 50s. "Can I help
you?" she asked.
I want to see Natalie" the man replied. "Sir, Natalie is one of our
most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else."
said the madam.
"No. I must see Natalie" was the man's reply. Just then, Natalie
appeared and announced to the man that she charged $1,000 a
visit. Without hesitation, the man pulled out ten one hundred dollar
bills and gave them to Natalie and they went upstairs. After an hour,
the man calmly left.
The next night, the same man appeared again, demanding to see
Natalie explained that none had ever come back two nights in a row
- too expensive - and there were no discounts. The price was still
Again the man pulled out the money, gave it to Natalie and they
went upstairs. After an hour, he left.
The following night the man was there again. Everyone was
astounded that he had come for the third consecutive night, but he
paid Natalie and they went upstairs. After their session, Natalie
questioned the man. "No one has ever used me three nights in a
row. Where are you from?" she asked. The man
replied, "Ohio." "Really" she said. "I have family in Ohio." "I know,"
the man said. "Your father died and I am your
sister's attorney. She asked me to give you your $3,000
The moral of the story is: Three things in life are certain:
3. Being screwed by a lawyer