A guy dies & goes to heaven where he meets St Peter at the pearly gates. Behind St Peter is a mile long wall of clocks. The guys asks "hey Pete, what's with the clocks?" St Peter replies "those are lie clocks, everytime you tell a lie, it tics off a minute of your life." St Peter continues "see that one, that's Mother Theresas' - it's NEVER moved and that one over there is Abe Lincolns' - it's only moved twice in his entire lifetime". The guy then asks "well where's George Bushs'?" St Peter replies - "Oh his is in Jesus' office, we're using it as a ceiling fan"