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Unread 10-11-2005, 02:42 PM   #1
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Talking "Clocks"

A guy dies & goes to heaven where he meets St Peter at the pearly gates. Behind St Peter is a mile long wall of clocks. The guys asks "hey Pete, what's with the clocks?" St Peter replies "those are lie clocks, everytime you tell a lie, it tics off a minute of your life." St Peter continues "see that one, that's Mother Theresas' - it's NEVER moved and that one over there is Abe Lincolns' - it's only moved twice in his entire lifetime". The guy then asks "well where's George Bushs'?" St Peter replies - "Oh his is in Jesus' office, we're using it as a ceiling fan"
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Unread 10-11-2005, 02:57 PM   #2
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Unread 10-11-2005, 03:11 PM   #3
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Haha, I heard the same joke a few years ago with Clinton in the punch line.

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