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Old 10-03-2005, 08:55 AM   #1
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Airplane Conversation

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized that she was heading straight towards him. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out "Business trip or pleasure?"
She turned, smiled and said, " business... I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Chicago."
He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs!
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at the convention?"
"Lecture, " she replied "I'm the lead lecturer and I use information I have learned from my own personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."
"Really, " he said, "and what kinds of myths are there?"
She explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men are the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it's the Native American Indian who is most apt to possess that trait.
Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Jewish descent that are the best. I've also discovered that the lover with the best stamina is the Southern Redneck.."
Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I am so sorry, " she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing all this with you I don't even know your name."
"Tonto, " the man said, "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba!"
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Old 10-05-2005, 12:16 PM   #2
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