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Old 09-22-2005, 08:58 PM   #16
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why am i extremely offended?
Because your sense of humor = !
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Old 09-22-2005, 09:33 PM   #17
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Because your sense of humor = !
clearly.

then again i take a lot of pride in our democracy.
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Old 09-22-2005, 09:47 PM   #18
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clearly.

then again i take a lot of pride in our democracy.
I hope you also take pride in our high gas prices, expensive healthcare, and poor public education ...
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Old 09-22-2005, 10:03 PM   #19
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i retract my statement, "even conservatives will find that funny"
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Old 09-22-2005, 10:10 PM   #20
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...not much point to bitch about the US...go around the world a little and you will realiae we got it pretty good.

although this somewhat contradics what I said..i agree with torque's statement.
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Old 09-22-2005, 11:53 PM   #21
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How does US have HIGH gas prices? Other countries pay over $5+ [equivalent to] a gallon . Plus USA is full of useless gas-guzzling SUVs.
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Old 09-22-2005, 11:54 PM   #22
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Europe has a different economy, our dollar isn't worth shit over there. They also have many other alternatives to driving , many other "smart-cars" and fuel efficient means of transportation.
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Old 09-22-2005, 11:56 PM   #23
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pluw\s, europeans drive far less. their populations are collected around major cities. Americans are more spread out, and therefor end up spending more on gas.
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Old 09-23-2005, 12:38 AM   #24
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I hope you also take pride in our high gas prices, expensive healthcare, and poor public education ...
You're right, is there a mirror around here?
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Old 09-23-2005, 04:16 AM   #25
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i've been up for nearly 36 hours now, and that jsut made my week...

(referring to the original post)
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Old 09-23-2005, 04:31 AM   #26
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You're right, is there a mirror around here?
Are you trying to say something ?
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Old 09-23-2005, 11:17 AM   #27
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Are you trying to say something ?
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Old 09-23-2005, 01:26 PM   #28
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seriously, no one talk politics. it just makes everyone look like a jack ass regardless of political stance.
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Old 09-23-2005, 01:29 PM   #29
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What should we talk about Hoppy? I mean mom.
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Old 09-23-2005, 01:40 PM   #30
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naw im more of your grandfather. cause you momma was calling me daddy alll night.

i really dont care. but its just gunna lead to arguements.
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