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Old 09-22-2005, 04:37 PM   #1
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The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks and assholes, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being fucked.
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Old 09-22-2005, 04:37 PM   #2
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The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks and assholes, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being fucked.
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Old 09-22-2005, 04:40 PM   #3
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Old 09-22-2005, 05:00 PM   #4
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Old 09-22-2005, 05:23 PM   #5
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Old 09-22-2005, 05:51 PM   #6
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Old 09-22-2005, 05:53 PM   #7
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Old 09-22-2005, 06:12 PM   #8
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Old 09-22-2005, 06:40 PM   #9
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Old 09-22-2005, 07:03 PM   #10
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Old 09-22-2005, 07:33 PM   #11
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Old 09-22-2005, 08:06 PM   #12
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haha i think even the conservatives would find that hilarious
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Old 09-22-2005, 08:15 PM   #13
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Old 09-22-2005, 08:58 PM   #14
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Old 09-22-2005, 09:48 PM   #15
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