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Old 09-13-2005, 09:27 AM   #1
Rooz

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Thumbs up Rules of your ride

I know I have some "unspoken" rules in my car but do you guys? If so what are they? Some of you have to have some pretty insane rules cause I know I am anal about my car, however sometimes my rules are... "overlooked" upon, lol.

No food or beverages, unless if car is parked and there is plenty of napkins

No muddy shoes

No Smoking at all!

No sweaty passengers

No smelly passengers

No one seats in back seat unless if emergency or hot chicks, and even in that case, no fat people in the back seat EVER

Never touch the windows

Understand that all the cars around are actually going slower and we are going the speed limit, so don't tell me I'm speeding.

Touching Cd player is ok, everyhting else is violation of car's privacy, lol

No leaning on the car, unless if it's a chick and am on her.

Close the door by pushing the door handle, it's called a door handle for a reason!

No one besides me shall ever drive the car, unless they are an authorized mechanic

Don't mess with my climate control. If you're uncomfortable, tell me, and I'll do what I can to make your ride more comfortable while not sacrificing my comfort.

Do not spay anything at the car, even water.

You break it, you buy it.

Driver comes first, unless some sort of sexual favors are involved.
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Old 09-13-2005, 09:43 AM   #2
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I have a pretty short list but here they are:

No Food or Drink EVER

No muddy feet

Dont get in the way of my shifting (people always have a knee right by 5th so i punch it and then shift)

Dont change the radio if its something I like

You do not get to drive it unless I know you and that I know you know how to drive a stick

Don't tell me not to speed/cut across parking lots

No Smoking ever.

These rules have for the most part kept my 16 year old baby looking Very good.
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Old 09-13-2005, 01:23 PM   #3
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no food no drink EVER, unless you're me and my brother after hoceky, but that is all

No touchy feely, unless i'm involved... i'm not a chauffer get a room

nobody drives my car but me. NOBODY.

no dirty people or shoes

It enters my car, you take it out of my car. no questions asked. its left, its MINE.

i'm in the drivers seat. you're not. get a clue.

don't touchy my air (unless yoru a hot chick/gf/special friend)

don't touch my radio (see parenthesis above)

no feet on the back of my seats

NOBODY sits in the center seat in the back, my rear window is hard enough to see through without your big head in my way.

NOTHING on the dash, I repeat, NOTHING on the dash

if you piss me off i WILL leave you on the side of the road
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Old 09-13-2005, 01:31 PM   #4
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No smelly passengers

No food and drinks in the car

No smoking in the car

No Dirty shoes or whatsoever.

Nobody drive my car except for parents and sister.
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Old 09-13-2005, 06:09 PM   #5
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Get in, sit down, hold on, and dont fuck with the stereo.

If u dont like the way i drive dont ride with me
Dont complain about my speeding or i will let u out and u can walk

Also:
-only certain females may play with the stereo
-if it gets left in MY car its MINE
-dont play with the seats

most of the good ones have been covered
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Old 09-13-2005, 06:37 PM   #6
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Ass, grass or gas.. noone rides for free.
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Old 09-13-2005, 06:49 PM   #7
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^^ love your rules Donald
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Old 09-13-2005, 06:53 PM   #8
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Ass, grass or gas.. noone rides for free.
OMG i love that. i saw a civic with that on the back while i was with a female friend and i was just laughing my ass off for like 3 minutes till she dragged me away. and as she did i was like "ash,cash or gas, no one rides for free, and that includes u you know"
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Old 09-13-2005, 07:05 PM   #9
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rule #1: quit your bitching. I know what i'm doing.
rule #2: no eating, drinking, or touching ANYTHING
rule #3: fuck with my car, and I fuck with you.
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Old 09-13-2005, 08:56 PM   #10
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-No sitting on, leaning on, it's not your chair!

-Open by the handle and close with inside one, also don't rub your shoes, boots or WTF ever on the rocker panels or on side skirts! Hate those scuffs.

-No eating, drinking, driving, trying to ask to drive it NO FKIN WAY! Just me.

- Don't touch the tunes unless you like sore fingers.

-Buckle up, shut the fuck up, and hold the fuck on.
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Old 09-13-2005, 09:21 PM   #11
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rule #1: quit your bitching. I know what i'm doing.
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-Buckle up, shut the fuck up, and hold the fuck on.
I am adding these to my rules
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Old 09-13-2005, 09:45 PM   #12
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yeah, my number rule which i actually forgot is shut the fuck up i know what i'm doing.

i've taken driving school, audi driving experience and have been driving cars for years before i got my license, i'm not inexperienced don't treat me like i have my permit and you're my mommy.
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Old 09-13-2005, 11:11 PM   #13
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wow u guys are way too harsh and care about ur cars wayy too much

no smoking, def no smoking

buckle up

just dont be a freakin retard, ok?
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Old 09-13-2005, 11:16 PM   #14
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i did the audi driving experience too. that was a hell of a time. Next up is hopefully the M School in Spartanburg. anyone know how much it costs?
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Old 09-13-2005, 11:42 PM   #15
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A couple of grand I think, they did give it to you and a guest if you bought the last m5 (i believe anyway)
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