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Old 08-30-2005, 06:22 AM   #1
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Talking Cow jail in columbia

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1505898.html

A cow has been put in prison after it was blamed for a road accident in Colombia.

The cow was wandering along a road in Giron when was hit by a woman on a motorcycle.

The woman was not badly hurt but police decided the cow was a danger and 'arrested' it.

Officers were unable to find out who owns the cow and are keeping it in the town's prison.

A police spokesman said: "If it was a person who caused the accident, he or she would be behind bars, so why not a cow?"
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Old 08-30-2005, 06:31 AM   #2
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Yea . . it'll be in there till they realize it just shits wherever it wants.
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Old 08-30-2005, 10:53 AM   #3
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haha thats the first thing i thought, how the fuck is that jail gonna smell after a day lol and where are they going to get the TONS of food, and pay for it. lol what retards.....and they wonder y they are over run with cartels...

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ok thats just stupid. those columbins should lay off the cocaine for a little bit
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^^ not columbian but some people may get offended by that
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Old 08-30-2005, 12:36 PM   #6
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^^^No one should take offense. He's just referencing it b/c about 99.9% of the cocaine in circulation comes from Columbia.
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lol i didnt know that, its just that earlier he got pissed off when someone ragged on canadians
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Old 08-30-2005, 01:10 PM   #8
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I read that and all I can think is, Your Kidding Right, thats just plain stupid, why not just make some nice steaks out of that cow instead of making your jail smell like shit.
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