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Old 08-11-2005, 03:11 AM   #1
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Vacuum Cleaner Salesman

A little old lady answered a knock on the

door one day, only to be confronted by a

well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum

cleaner. "Good morning," said the young man.

If I could take a couple of minutes of

your time, I would like to demonstrate

the very latest in high-powered vacuum

cleaners. "Go away!" said the old lady.

I haven't got any money!" and she proceeded

to close the door. Quick as a flash, the

young man wedged his foot in the door and

pushed it wide open. "Don't be too hasty!"

he said. "Not until you have at least seen

my demonstration." And with that, he emptied

a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway

carpet. "If this vacuum cleaner does not

remove all traces of this horse manure

from your carpet, Madam, I will personally

eat the remainder. "The old lady stepped

back and said, "Well I hope you've got a

damned good appetite, because they cut

off my electricity this morning!!!!
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Old 08-11-2005, 12:11 PM   #2
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hahahhaha owned
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Old 08-11-2005, 12:26 PM   #3
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AHAHAHAHAHA why the hell would u use horse manure?
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Old 08-18-2005, 12:50 PM   #5
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