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Old 07-27-2005, 04:46 PM   #1
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You know your a redneck when you drive something like this:







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Old 07-27-2005, 05:41 PM   #2
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Is that a mail truck? haha
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Old 07-27-2005, 07:03 PM   #3
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that thing is badass man!
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Old 07-27-2005, 07:39 PM   #4
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Thats like the coolest thing I have ever seen.
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Old 01-12-2006, 05:41 PM   #5
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Old 01-12-2006, 08:04 PM   #6
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Hahaha
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Old 05-30-2006, 09:53 AM   #7
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Another addition to - "Post a Redneck"

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Old 05-30-2006, 09:59 AM   #8
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Full story here:
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Old 05-30-2006, 10:03 AM   #9
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Old 05-30-2006, 10:31 AM   #10
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Dude My friend here at work just sent me this email today , he said he took these this morning at the gas station! Damn is that A peice of wood?

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Old 05-30-2006, 10:38 AM   #11
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Or this!

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Old 05-30-2006, 10:42 AM   #12
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Dude My friend here at work just sent me this email today , he said he took these this morning at the gas station! Damn is that A peice of wood?
Looks like oak ground effects..
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Old 07-21-2006, 10:20 AM   #13
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is it bad that i know a kid with a I beam welded on his truck as the bumper?
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Think box wine is great; eagerly awaiting box whiskey.

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Well yeah, the BATFE is like the Anti Hoppy.
Well hey, hey Mr. Policeman
Bet I can drive faster than you can
Come on Hoss, let's have some fun
Go on shoot me with your radar gun
You look bored and I sure am
Catch me if you can.
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Old 07-21-2006, 11:09 AM   #14
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is it bad that i know a kid with a I beam welded on his truck as the bumper?
Only if his name is "Billy-Bob" and his wife is also his cousin.
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Old 07-21-2006, 11:18 AM   #15
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naw, be he does drink cheaper whiskey than me... and i drink jim beam now. his brother is nicknamed "scotch" cause he funneled a pint of scotch when he was like 14or15
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Well yeah, the BATFE is like the Anti Hoppy.
Well hey, hey Mr. Policeman
Bet I can drive faster than you can
Come on Hoss, let's have some fun
Go on shoot me with your radar gun
You look bored and I sure am
Catch me if you can.
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