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Old 07-14-2005, 11:01 PM   #1
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i killed a hooker today.

i killed a hooker today. actualy, it was yesterday, but by saying today it stresses the importance of the topic....

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naw im just shitt ya. im just bored.
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Well yeah, the BATFE is like the Anti Hoppy.
Well hey, hey Mr. Policeman
Bet I can drive faster than you can
Come on Hoss, let's have some fun
Go on shoot me with your radar gun
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Old 07-14-2005, 11:05 PM   #2
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Old 07-14-2005, 11:07 PM   #3
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wow a prostitute guy. didn't know that bag of tea. I like to run over cheating women in my ferrari to make up for the guys hit by their estranged wifes Benz.... to each his own
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Old 07-14-2005, 11:07 PM   #4
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i figured it would be a good convo starter
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Well yeah, the BATFE is like the Anti Hoppy.
Well hey, hey Mr. Policeman
Bet I can drive faster than you can
Come on Hoss, let's have some fun
Go on shoot me with your radar gun
You look bored and I sure am
Catch me if you can.
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Old 07-14-2005, 11:54 PM   #5
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thats always a good thing, 7 out of 11, you know, you try to get all of them, but sometimes you just cant, thats ok, next time
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Old 07-15-2005, 03:58 AM   #6
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Old 07-15-2005, 06:56 AM   #7
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arent you suppose to kill them when you are done? i thought that was the point of getting a hooker...have your way and kill her when you are done...am i wrong?
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Old 07-15-2005, 08:27 AM   #8
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arent you suppose to kill them when you are done? i thought that was the point of getting a hooker...have your way and kill her when you are done...am i wrong?

that's the way it works in GTA....
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Old 07-15-2005, 07:52 PM   #9
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Yeah I use to play that game alot.
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Old 07-15-2005, 09:59 PM   #10
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i bet banging that 52 year old hooker would be like sticking your d**k in a coffee can
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Old 07-15-2005, 10:05 PM   #11
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haha ok my roomate said this one before family guy.

"its like throwing a hot dog down a hall way"
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Well yeah, the BATFE is like the Anti Hoppy.
Well hey, hey Mr. Policeman
Bet I can drive faster than you can
Come on Hoss, let's have some fun
Go on shoot me with your radar gun
You look bored and I sure am
Catch me if you can.
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Old 07-15-2005, 10:14 PM   #12
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haha that quotes funny.
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Old 07-15-2005, 10:22 PM   #13
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haha ok my roomate said this one before family guy.

"its like throwing a hot dog down a hall way"

hahaha... i watched that episode last night....
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