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Old 06-30-2005, 01:25 AM   #1
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Quickie Duck/Pig

A man walked into his house with a duck under his arm and said, "This is the pig I've been shagging."

His wife said "that's not a pig it's a duck!"

Man says "I was talking to the duck!"



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Old 06-30-2005, 09:57 AM   #2
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Old 06-30-2005, 01:30 PM   #3
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kinda stupid but still funny
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Old 07-02-2005, 11:55 AM   #5
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