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Old 03-02-2006, 04:26 PM   #16
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^^ A crown vic wouldn't be able to reach 180 anyway, and by the time the cop car went from a stop to 120 (it's limit), you'd be so far ahead it wouldn't even matter.
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Old 03-02-2006, 07:21 PM   #17
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ok, mike, i gotta question, if a cop pulls out, your obviously speeding, and he pulls out but doesnt turn on his lights, but you pull into a driveway really quickly(your not on the road anymore) can he still stop you and give you a ticket?
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Old 03-02-2006, 08:06 PM   #18
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Harry, those rock. And no, the cops around me don't have a sence of humor. All I ever got was:

WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
ARE YOU STUPID?
ARE YOU ON DRUGS?!
ARE YOU DEAF?

Yea, that's about it. But with those funny ones, I could just imagine a drill sergent barking that.... kinda like Full Metal Jacket.

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Old 03-02-2006, 08:58 PM   #19
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lol, i was at this one thing which was like how to drive if a panic situation(basically you go and drift BMW's) in a parking lot.. its like a program to help young drivers.. and it also speaks about drinking a driving, etc, so the cops were giving the show, and we were talking to them afterwards, they were actually state troopers(which seem to be the worst) and the guy was actually REALLY cool.. i guess they have a whole different attitude when they stop you.. but this guy was really cool, he was black, and black people (the normal ones) that like dont do drugs and stuff, are actually in truth really cool people..
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Old 03-03-2006, 02:59 AM   #20
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Firstly, I think it should be made law that if you can make the cop laugh, he should be required to get back int he car and drive away.

and harry, watch topgear. They've proven that the crown vic cop cars can't reach 150 but they've reached like 148, and what was completely empty, 1/8 tank of gas and a 130 pound driver. i've personally seen them d more than 120
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Old 03-03-2006, 10:19 AM   #21
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ok, mike, i gotta question, if a cop pulls out, your obviously speeding, and he pulls out but doesnt turn on his lights, but you pull into a driveway really quickly(your not on the road anymore) can he still stop you and give you a ticket?
Well, most states have different laws, but in Maine, where I was a cop for 10 years, that's an offense called evasion and is actually an arrestable offense. So yes, I'd plan on the ticket, and depending on the state, being cuffed and your car towed.
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Well, most states have different laws, but in Maine, where I was a cop for 10 years, that's an offense called evasion and is actually an arrestable offense. So yes, I'd plan on the ticket, and depending on the state, being cuffed and your car towed.
How is it evasion if the police officer hasn't turned on his lights yet?
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How is it evasion if the police officer hasn't turned on his lights yet?
Doesn't matter if his lights are on (in Maine).
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I tend to agree with death. How can you get arrested if you don't even know the cop is after you? (maybe you don't see him)

How can they justify his lights not needing to be on? Wow. hah
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No one's specifiying if you've pulled into your own driveway, or if you've ducked into the driveway of someone you don't know, etc etc. Each situation is different.
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but this guy was really cool, he was black, and black people (the normal ones) that like dont do drugs and stuff, are actually in truth really cool people..
wow sperf... just wow.

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im sorry storamin, just trying to have an open mind... lol
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I tend to agree with death. How can you get arrested if you don't even know the cop is after you? (maybe you don't see him)

How can they justify his lights not needing to be on? Wow. hah
Well sometimes u can just tell ur gonna get pulled over. I went through a yellow light and i looked back and saw a police wan pull onto the road. As soon as i saw it i knew i was f*cked, and yup he caught up and pulled me over. $115 ticket for going through a yellow light.


Also, in Calgary if u have to move the vehicle at anytime during the traffic stop the ticket is automaticlly void. I dunno how that works, its just what i was told. So if its true, park somewere really bad, like block the drivethru to Mcdonalds or something lol.
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Also, in Calgary if u have to move the vehicle at anytime during the traffic stop the ticket is automaticlly void. I dunno how that works, its just what i was told.So if its true, park somewere really bad, like block the drivethru to Mcdonalds or something lol.
that in its self is a ticket in the US
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