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Old 06-24-2005, 10:17 AM   #1
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OMG! So, I was driving along following my now-bf in his Porsche on the highway. We're doing about 80 in the middle lane when some retarded Camry cuts in between the two of us! I flip out (naturally) and whip around this beish and stomp on the brakes in the middle of the highway. She alomsot slams into the back of me, but b4 she does, I step on the gas. I rocket away and try and find the Porsche. He's about a 1/4 mile up and I cruise on up there, thinking that this ordeal is over.
I thought wrong...
We get off 40 to get onto Page (another hi way) anyway, this beish in the Camry is right there starin at me!!! AHH! I try to get away from her for a time but she is pissed! So I call my bf and tell him to block this beish in so I can step on it.
So he blocks her in and I step on it down Page, I loose the stupid beish and the Porsche and I look down and I'm going 120 (or 118.2 the speed limited sh*t). Anyway so I get off on a side road and my bf follows. We're drivin for a while and who shows up? The stupid beish from earlier!!!! WTF?
She gave me an evil look and tried to run me off the road for awhile b4 she finally went away!! Creepy...
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Old 06-24-2005, 10:21 AM   #2
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stupid crazy people......
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Old 06-24-2005, 12:17 PM   #3
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u shoulda been in florida, then u coulda used the "kill bill"
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Old 06-24-2005, 12:21 PM   #4
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what is the "kill bill"?
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Old 06-24-2005, 12:37 PM   #5
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the kill bill means you could of legaly killed her because she was trying to push you off the road
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Old 06-24-2005, 01:40 PM   #6
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what kidna porsche does the BF have?
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Old 06-24-2005, 01:57 PM   #7
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Maybe you shouldn't brake check people going that fast on the highway. Some people drive like shit, why aggravate them more by trying to cause an accident? Besides, what would you accomplish if she DID slam into the back of you at highway speeds? I hope I don't get stuck next to you on the highway...
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Old 06-24-2005, 02:07 PM   #8
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That was a close, annoying thing. Hope it doesn't happen again
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Old 06-24-2005, 04:36 PM   #9
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one time( i wasnt driving) there was this tractor trailer,a nd we was going w/ a couple of friends, and it was a 2 lane highway, we both pulled infront fo it, and went 50, it was hilarious.. and then like we were on the left lane, we would switch to the right and our friends would switch to the left.. it gave us a good lauph
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Old 06-24-2005, 05:04 PM   #10
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what kidna porsche does the BF have?
He had a 1987 911 Carrera until his dad sold it... (he's a used car salesman-only foriegn cars tho)
He just got a 1989 325i, but I think today he's drivin his dad's 1975 911s, you never really know tho
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Old 06-25-2005, 05:19 PM   #11
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Hey now! Just because she drives a Camry....don't be hatin'

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Old 06-27-2005, 10:37 AM   #12
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lol, that sounds crazy, blocking her in and stuff.
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