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Old 06-15-2005, 10:55 PM   #1
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Hiring a striper(spell?) for my bud

so my friend alan is moving away to AZ state. So were hiring him a striper. Golf themed since hes a avaid golfer.

its gonna be some funny shit.
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Old 06-15-2005, 10:59 PM   #2
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some kids at my school hired a stripper and had her strip in the common room at the dorms funny shit
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Old 06-15-2005, 11:01 PM   #3
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Old 06-15-2005, 11:17 PM   #4
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Old 06-15-2005, 11:18 PM   #5
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harry can be my stripper.....jk
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Old 06-15-2005, 11:26 PM   #6
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LOL^^
harry..can we hire you?

You shoudl be our official stripper.

oh man this shits expensive..but should be worth it
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Old 06-15-2005, 11:28 PM   #7
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harry could paint roundels on his nipples ....lol
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Old 06-15-2005, 11:30 PM   #8
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I like strippers...they take their clothes off for money. I love it.
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Old 06-15-2005, 11:32 PM   #9
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Ok, back to topic
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Old 06-15-2005, 11:36 PM   #10
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there's not much to say on topic, he's just kind of making a statement, a good statement, but a statement in which not much can eb said about it....other than we all like hookers and strippers...
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Old 06-15-2005, 11:42 PM   #11
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true...

well harrys at Lauras...someone cock block him and call..
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Old 06-15-2005, 11:46 PM   #12
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i already did....e called me early and i called back like five minutes after he called and he didn't pick up....
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Old 06-16-2005, 12:03 AM   #13
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well harrys at Lauras...someone cock block him and call..
Oh, you guys are ASSHOLES. lmao

And Chris, there was a reason I didn't answer when you called me.
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Old 06-16-2005, 12:11 AM   #15
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Oh, you guys are ASSHOLES. lmao

And Chris, there was a reason I didn't answer when you called me.

harry didn't pick up because he couldn't figure out how to get the jimmy hat on. just kidding, i don't know what they were doing, all i know is harry silences or turns off his phone any time he's with laura, which happens to be any time he's not on the forum or working

i just hope you enjoyed yourself while i was sitting boredout of my mind in the heat watching little league baseball
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