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Old 06-15-2005, 10:37 PM   #1
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pool rules

what awesome rules, better than "remeber ur sunblock!"


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Old 06-15-2005, 10:42 PM   #2
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Awesome! Gotta change the sign by my pool to that
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Old 06-16-2005, 12:04 AM   #3
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"bombs" is australian i believe for cannonballs
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Old 06-18-2005, 11:06 AM   #4
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"bombs" is australian i believe for cannonballs
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Old 06-20-2005, 02:31 PM   #5
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our only pool rules:

don't pee in the pool
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Old 06-20-2005, 11:15 PM   #6
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our only pool rules:

don't pee in the pool
don't poop in the pool
ummm..... ive been at a pool were a kid actualley took a dump in the pool, i was like 5 ft away when they found out to.
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Old 06-21-2005, 12:35 AM   #7
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what awesome rules, better than "remeber ur sunblock!"


Yeah...thanks. I wish I read that BEFORE...I got totally burnt on Saturday at the pool.

I'm currenlty in the "itching stage" of the bad sunburn.

I put on 3 coats of aloe vera....much better now, but occasionally itches.

I can't wait to see how nice of a tan it turns out to be ...if it doesn't I'm going to be uber pissed.
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Old 06-22-2005, 12:15 AM   #8
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Old 06-22-2005, 02:00 AM   #9
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Picture link went down.

See, this is why files.unitedbimmer.com is so amazing. if the forum is up, your file is up. haha
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Old 06-22-2005, 02:59 AM   #10
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Old 06-22-2005, 03:31 AM   #11
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Old 06-22-2005, 11:43 AM   #12
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Yeah...thanks. I wish I read that BEFORE...I got totally burnt on Saturday at the pool.

I'm currenlty in the "itching stage" of the bad sunburn.

I put on 3 coats of aloe vera....much better now, but occasionally itches.

I can't wait to see how nice of a tan it turns out to be ...if it doesn't I'm going to be uber pissed.
If you peel usually you don't retain a tan...
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Old 06-22-2005, 12:28 PM   #13
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that sucks, my shoulders get sunburnt a lot in the summer.
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