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Old 06-15-2005, 09:26 PM   #16
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just make sure that you really want her, if your gonna put the effort into it
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Old 06-15-2005, 11:32 PM   #17
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i was just at a party. and i drank a little. i quess you have to know me, but when i drink. i become the old me. sociable and happy. even the taste makes me. and a girl i like ( im friends with her) was giving me shit. and i donno. i kinda told her the whole " you dont know shit" speach/
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Well yeah, the BATFE is like the Anti Hoppy.
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Come on Hoss, let's have some fun
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Old 06-16-2005, 12:20 AM   #18
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Just pull her panties off with your teeth, give her some tongue then bone the arse off her!!! Also - pics (of her being boned) or ban! Just a suggestion.
oh god beelz is BACK!! ok well this reminds me of a situation i had that's similar, i'm sure some of you remember you know who i won't even say her name, well basically i got over her and well she disgusts me, but towards the end of school she was all oh em gee hugz and i was like all oh em gee get the fuck off, and she's all like oh em gee like why didn't you hug me, are you mad?, i'm like all like oh em gee like *walks away*, do you understand what i'm saying, basically BITCHES ARE CRAZY!!
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Old 06-16-2005, 12:21 AM   #19
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oops i forgot, kick her in the teeth and stick it in her butt
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Old 06-16-2005, 12:25 AM   #20
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Haha! I remember! Both names - the girl and the one who made the kick her in the teeth suggestion. But anyway, girls! Sheesh!
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