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Old 06-14-2005, 09:53 PM   #1
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Smile 30 Fun things to do while driving

30 fun things to do while driving:

1. Vary your vehicle's speed inversely with the speed limit.
2. Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to headbang.
3. At stop lights, eye the person in the next car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors.
4. Two words: Chicken suit.
5. Write the words "Help me" on your back window in red paint. The more it looks like blood, the better.
6. Have conversation, looking periodically at the passenger seat, when driving alone.
7. Laugh a lot. A whole lot.
8. Stop at the green lights. Go on the red ones.
9. Occasionally wave a stuffed animal/troll doll/Barbie out your window or sunroof. Feel free to make it dance.
10. Eat food that requires silverware.
11. Pass cars, then drive very slowly.
12. Sing without having the radio on.
13. Honk frequently without motivation.
14. Wave at people often. If they wave back, offer an angry look and an obscene gesture.
15. Ask people for Grey Poupon.
16. Let pedestrians know who's boss.
17. Look behind you frequently, with a very paranoid look.
18. Restart your car at every stop light.
19. Hang numerous car-fresheners on the rear-view mirror. Talk to them, stroking them lovingly.
20. Lob burning things in the windows of smokers who throw their butts out the window.
21. While stopped at a light, piss out the window/sunroof onto other cars.
22. Paint your car with occult symbols.
23. Keep at least five cats in the car.
25. Root (cheer, not snuffle in the mud) for fire trucks.
26. Stop and collect roadkill.
27. Stop and pray to roadkill.
28. Get in the fast lane and gradually...slow...down..to a stop. Then get out and watch the cars. Throw Spam at them.


EDIT: Yes i am aware that there are only 28.
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Old 06-14-2005, 09:55 PM   #2
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What a way to attract attention!
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Old 06-14-2005, 09:58 PM   #3
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iv done a few of those
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Old 06-14-2005, 10:25 PM   #4
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21. While stopped at a light, piss out the window/sunroof onto other cars.
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Old 06-14-2005, 10:31 PM   #5
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the ones iv done:

3. At stop lights, eye the person in the next car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors.

5. Write the words "Help me" on your back window in red paint. The more it looks like blood, the better. (on road trips)

13. Honk frequently without motivation.

14. Wave at people often.

and i want to do #4 mixed with #2
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Old 06-14-2005, 10:42 PM   #6
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29. Stop at a light open the door and pee out side whiles sitting in the seat.
30. Buy fake plastic bleeding-halloween severed hands or heads and toss them out the window into a pedestrian busy street as you drive by. Or throw it into another car as you drive by.
31. Dog or Bunny Rabbit suit!


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Old 06-14-2005, 10:51 PM   #7
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29. Masturbate and come through the window.
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I like the one with the stroking of the air freshener.
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Old 06-14-2005, 10:56 PM   #9
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Haha! Nice. I've done a few of those.
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another fun thing is to take the window cleaner squirter on a POS car. cut the line, lead it to the side and squirt people
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31. Have ur windows rolled down, and when someone pulls up next to u with there window down burp really loud

^ i did that earleir today, it was so funny when the dude looked at me
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Old 06-15-2005, 05:05 PM   #12
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31. Have ur windows rolled down, and when someone pulls up next to u with there window down burp really loud

^ i did that earleir today, it was so funny when the dude looked at me
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hahahahaha i would look at you funny too.
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whats funny is these people in my town, for syracuse university, they have their own "cops" called public saftey, they are a joke. these "public safety" think they are so cool, they r wannabe cops, so its funny when you are stopped at a light next to em, roll down your window. HEY WHATS UP! one time a SU cop got so scared it was hilarious
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Old 06-15-2005, 11:49 PM   #15
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32. slowly drift out of your lane then swerve back quickly, repeat 3 or 4 times.

33. stop at a stop sign and recline all the way back.

34.spin donuts in elementary school playgrounds while throwing apples out of your window at children playing .
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