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Post up anything funny you find online here. Could be flash videos, amusing websites, text jokes, anything.

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Unread 06-07-2005, 01:32 AM   #1
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The Fast and the Furious with F*** you up!

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Unread 06-07-2005, 02:06 AM   #2
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Unread 06-07-2005, 02:07 AM   #3
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hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.................i own one
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Unread 06-07-2005, 05:31 AM   #4
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^^^
AHAHAHAHASFHDSFHHAHAHAHA... dude, that's a fucking hilarious comment, why do you have one of thsoe?
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Unread 06-07-2005, 09:47 AM   #5
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well after a street race they tell me it was for my pinkslip, so i whip out my fast n' THA FURIOUS blade and let 'em wazzup
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well after a street race they tell me it was for my pinkslip, so i whip out my fast n' THA FURIOUS blade and let 'em wazzup
bwuahah ahah

ur one funny bastard
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Unread 04-22-2006, 06:24 PM   #7
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Wow I remember this thread from a long time ago.
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hahaha i cant belive u have one of those. Sadly i want one too
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Did you guys see the comercial for Fast and Furious Tokyo drift?

unfortunately..... thank god no paul walker at least.

I might go see it just for the sake of seeing the drifting scenes.
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The more I see reviews for Tokyo Drift, the ricer it seems
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Unread 06-07-2006, 11:01 PM   #12
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Some of those drifting cars are awesome
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