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Old 06-07-2005, 01:32 AM   #1
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The Fast and the Furious with F*** you up!

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Old 06-07-2005, 02:06 AM   #2
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Old 06-07-2005, 02:07 AM   #3
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hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.................i own one
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Old 06-07-2005, 05:31 AM   #4
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AHAHAHAHASFHDSFHHAHAHAHA... dude, that's a fucking hilarious comment, why do you have one of thsoe?
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Old 06-07-2005, 09:47 AM   #5
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well after a street race they tell me it was for my pinkslip, so i whip out my fast n' THA FURIOUS blade and let 'em wazzup
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Old 06-07-2005, 11:51 AM   #6
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well after a street race they tell me it was for my pinkslip, so i whip out my fast n' THA FURIOUS blade and let 'em wazzup
bwuahah ahah

ur one funny bastard
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Old 04-22-2006, 05:49 PM   #7
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Hahaha this made my day
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Old 04-22-2006, 05:53 PM   #8
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You've got to be kidding me.

What in the world caused you to own one of those.
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Old 04-22-2006, 06:24 PM   #9
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Wow I remember this thread from a long time ago.
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Old 04-27-2006, 04:25 PM   #10
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hahaha i cant belive u have one of those. Sadly i want one too
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Old 04-27-2006, 05:41 PM   #11
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Old 04-27-2006, 09:48 PM   #12
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Did you guys see the comercial for Fast and Furious Tokyo drift?
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Old 04-28-2006, 10:29 AM   #13
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"That's interesting" instead of... WTF
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Did you guys see the comercial for Fast and Furious Tokyo drift?

unfortunately..... thank god no paul walker at least.

I might go see it just for the sake of seeing the drifting scenes.
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Old 04-29-2006, 07:22 PM   #15
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unfortunately..... thank god no paul walker at least.

I might go see it just for the sake of seeing the drifting scenes.
Kinda seems like poop to me
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