You might be a ricer if:
You have more exhaust decibels than your engine has horsepower.
You put your automatic car in neutral at every stoplight in order to roll it back and try to fool other people into thinking you have a manual transmission
Your mod list includes stereo equipment, shifter handle, MOMO steering wheel, PIA driving lights, exhaust tip, but no REAL engine parts.
A chameleon lizard undergoes fewer shade changes than your custom paint scheme.
You see cars like yours in a Shriner's Parade for Children and clowns are driving them.
You cut 4 coil springs and scrape the chassis on the ground. Sparks are cool when you corner at normal traffic speeds!
You think a deep farty noise = the sound of high performance
If you have ever considered installing more than one set of fog / driving lights.
The color of your interior upholstery hurts the cones and rods in other people's eyes.
If you have stickers on your car for parts that you could not point out if asked where those parts are installed.
You put Kanji on your Ford ZX2, Ford Probe, or Mercury Cougar ...
you are a white kid driving an import.. wear baggy pants/hat turned around, walk with a fake limp and end every sentence with "yew know wha I'm sayin? Relate."
Your idea of aiming a handgun is raising your arm over your head, pointing the gun away from you, and then just letting your wrist fall to the side to where the gun is almost sideways ...
drive around in a $20,000 import with $10,000 in mods.. and still live with your parents
you take offense when I say.. "your sister is like your car.. small, tight and hard to get into."
You can relate to every line of the song "Pretty Fly For A White Guy" by the Offspring
And the number one reason you might be a ricer is..... you you have to choose between A) having the engine running B) have the stereo on or C) turning on your strip club quantity neon lights