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Old 06-04-2005, 08:55 PM   #1
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Unhappy Just got back from DATE!!! yup its 9:30pm!!! what went wrong!


Synopsis:So I ran into a girl I knew back in the day that really liked me when she was younger. We messed around when she was like 18 or 19 and I was 21 ,22 before she shipped off from NYC. Now She's 22 and just came back from college in Ohio yesterday morning after her graduation on Thursday....

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So guess who is driving by in his calypso red BMW and spies this gorgeous 5'11 brown hair, carmel complexion mullatto girl on the Upper East Side in NYC yesterday afternoon. As I slow down I realize she looks familiar...its Marlo! only thing is she lost like 30 lbs grew 4 inches and looks...well she is a model now!!!

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So of course I pull over and honk...she is eso excited to see me and shit...hugs me and we switch numbers..(sadly I had this other girl in my car at the time....my sort of platonic co-worker Lisa and we were en route to Philly...so I had to play that shit off on da spot!)

Anyway this morning I call her and we plan to meet up afterwork today....

anyway...somehow after i called her I realize I had a cold sore on my upper lip...that eventually got bigger during the day...(I get bad sun blisters on my lips when the season changes)...my lips were all swollen by the time I met up with her at 6:30 pm for cocktails at her favorite Lower East Side bar and it was very awkward the entire time....cause we were out in a sidewalk cafe under the sun and she was like 2 feet away from my face...and I felt so embarrassed...my worst date to date!!!!!

I kept slurring my words cause my lips were swollen and chapped...
I had ABSOLUTELY no mojo!!! but our "catch up on old times" conversation was going good,

"she went to paris, italy yata yata, did some shows, got engaged to be wed, broke up with him came back to the states finished school, back in the city and single"

I was pretending to be interested of course and soon after I heard single I carefully suggested going to a quieter Lounge to chill out at and probably catch a very late movie since we both liked artsy films and writing....

Anyway I make my move and she was like..."oh...I'm tired...I want to go home to watch TV and sleep" (BTW its fcuking 8:40 pm on saturday night WTF!)

I was like WTF!!!!!!!?????? and then I walked her to the subway and we took separate trains home......

Was it the cold sore????


I'm so fcuking pissed....my luck!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Old 06-04-2005, 08:58 PM   #2
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you were slurring your words, that's priceless, yes i'm assuming it was, not that i'm an expert player such as yourself
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Old 06-04-2005, 09:00 PM   #3
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Damn dude, that sucks. Did you bring it up in conversation? Explain your cold sore and say you're sorry just to get it over with, rather than being awkward and unspoken the entire time?
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Old 06-04-2005, 09:01 PM   #4
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Wow yo! Amazing how things can conspire to mess up timing!
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Old 06-04-2005, 09:29 PM   #5
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Grab a beer and drink it off, shit happends..
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Old 06-04-2005, 10:24 PM   #6
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Damn dude, that sucks. Did you bring it up in conversation? Explain your cold sore and say you're sorry just to get it over with, rather than being awkward and unspoken the entire time?
No...I tried to play it off and charm her...this was a girl that was totally crazy about me 3-4 years ago when she was nerdy but still attractive...now she is totally super-model HAWT!!!! and I felt awkward because I was expecting my little neurotic Marlo who I pushed around all the time, but tonight she seemed so much older and mature and shit! She also is VERY confident and aware that she is the shit now!

I wasn't expecting that!

On top of that she had 3 Margaritas and 2 coronas (I had 2 coronas) and she wasn't even tipsy or buzzed (before back in the day if she had like a sip of someone's beer, it was "titties out and lets have fun!" time...)

tonight I was like "Damn girl you can sure hold your alcohol!" ...and she was like "yeah in Europe she had to learn how to drink....and keep her panties on...cuz' all the guys ver in Paris try to fuck you the minute they see a glass of wine in your hand or smell alcohol on you...."

that comment threw me off even more...

over all it was just damn awkward and bad luck for me.....
I guess even Delmarco has a bad day with the ladies. Go fcuking figure!
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Old 06-04-2005, 10:38 PM   #7
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Whoa, I didn't see the pics before.

That sucks dude.

I guess europe does that to girls, haha. That'd kinda freak me out too if she changed that much.

Think you have any chance with her? Going for round two another evening? I've never see the delmarco give up on a chick he has his eye out for.
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That's a huge change! That would really be weird to me I think
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Old 06-04-2005, 10:46 PM   #9
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Whoa, I didn't see the pics before.

That sucks dude.

I guess europe does that to girls, haha. That'd kinda freak me out too if she changed that much.

Think you have any chance with her? Going for round two another evening? I've never see the delmarco give up on a chick he has his eye out for.
Dude, I don't even know what I am going to do....

She's way outta my League now...

It's like going to school with Hally Berry before she became famous and now you run into her and are trying to get with her....

This is all new to me.....
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Old 06-04-2005, 10:47 PM   #10
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Good analogy! I hope it works out, after all, there was something!
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Old 06-04-2005, 10:48 PM   #11
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double post ....MOD...please delete the first one...
WiteShark..she did remember some of the times we had...

Like once in July 2001 she drank out half of her Mom's wine in the apartment before I came over whiles her mom was on a 2 week trip to Florida...and we went out in the rain and replaced the bottle but then we had to finish the original bottle she started...we got super drunk...and saw The Glass House and had drunk sex all day and all night...
yup yup memories....
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Old 06-04-2005, 11:00 PM   #12
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Old 06-04-2005, 11:21 PM   #13
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that sucks man.. hope it goes well.. and if not, hey theres lots of other babes out there.. (yah im still trying to tell myself that little sentence)

a car is nice to have.. wont leave you or forget about you.
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Old 06-04-2005, 11:38 PM   #14
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Old 06-04-2005, 11:39 PM   #15
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So very true! Beem. My car has been in the family since new! And people have come and gone! *poof* Wonder where they are now?
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