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Old 03-14-2008, 10:00 AM   #1
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March 14th Gentlemen....

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Old 03-14-2008, 10:13 AM   #2
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That was F ing hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So how do we make this happen!!!!
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Old 03-14-2008, 10:15 AM   #3
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agree 100% on that!
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Old 03-14-2008, 10:20 AM   #4
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So how do we make this happen!!!!
that's not..... uuuumm.... errr... not my problem.
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Old 03-14-2008, 02:25 PM   #5
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Best holiday ever. My GF is making me grill the steak tho
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Old 03-14-2008, 02:43 PM   #6
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that's not..... uuuumm.... errr... not my problem.
Not my problem either, but if I keep adding mods to my car, I'll be in the dog house every March 14th!!!!
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Old 03-14-2008, 03:11 PM   #7
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fuck. yeah. now i just need to find a girlfriend.
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Old 03-14-2008, 04:53 PM   #8
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I need more lead time, maybe i can pick a girl up from the bar and then make her bbq for me in the middle of the night and take care of other business.
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Old 03-14-2008, 07:01 PM   #9
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Coincidentally I had steak for lunch. And the gf? Don't know where she is. But I did get a phone message . . "you have to look at my laptop, I think the hard drive died. Oh, and I'm going to London next week, so I have to leave my car in your driveway. Luv ya, bye!"


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Old 03-14-2008, 08:14 PM   #10
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Coincidentally I had steak for lunch. And the gf? Don't know where she is. But I did get a phone message . . "you have to look at my laptop, I think the hard drive died. Oh, and I'm going to London next week, so I have to leave my car in your driveway. Luv ya, bye!"


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lol.. where ya been man?

see, with my innocent mind and corny friends i thought 3/14 was pi day
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Old 03-15-2008, 01:29 PM   #11
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see, with my innocent mind and corny friends i thought 3/14 was pi day


to one of the best quotes yet!!!!
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Old 03-15-2008, 07:21 PM   #12
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Coincidentally I had steak for lunch. And the gf? Don't know where she is. But I did get a phone message . . "you have to look at my laptop, I think the hard drive died. Oh, and I'm going to London next week, so I have to leave my car in your driveway. Luv ya, bye!"


bitch.
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"you have to look at my laptop, I think the hard drive died. Oh, and I'm going to London next week, so I have to leave my car in your driveway. Luv ya, bye!"
Dudesky! only kidding!!!!!
It should of read something like this: I have to give you a lap-dance & later you can take me for a hard long drive! Luv ya, bye!"
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Old 03-16-2008, 08:53 AM   #13
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Dudesky! only kidding!!!!!
It should of read something like this: I have to give you a lap-dance & later you can take me for a hard long drive! Luv ya, bye!"
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Coincidentally I had steak for lunch.

And you had steak for lunch, so before I leave for London I'll pick up some
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