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Old 01-21-2008, 09:23 PM   #1
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this is just too funny!

i just read this on BF.C, but b/c i probably shouldnt refer all traffic over there, i will post the thread title and original post

the thread title reads:
First time sharing, Ricers need not read.

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Ive been a fan of this site for years now, just never joined. But this past weekend Something happened that I had to share. I was on RT. 114 in Portsmouth RI. I come up to that light near Dunkin Donuts. I pull in to get a coffee and notice a few punk chump ass teenagers all standing around their silly little ricer hondas. As I drive by them they all stare at me. Then I look in my rear view and see on of the kids aggresivly grabbing his package and dry humping. After that I get up to the speaker and order 4 hot Large Coffees. I pay and get them, loop around and blast 3 of the 4 coffees at the kids and their cars and rip outta there. As you can imagine, they didn't like that. So they all got in their cars and came after me. One kid was in what looked like to be a 96-99 civic hatch. He came up to me at the light and started yelling about racing. So we did. Let me tell you, that thing screwed. Must have been turboed. So at the next light he rolled down his window to rub it in my face. I took one last sip of my Large Coconut extra extra and Bombed it right in his eyes. I hate Ricers.

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http://forums.bimmerforums.com/forum...d.php?t=918059
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Old 01-21-2008, 09:32 PM   #2
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Yeah kinda funny. What a tool throwing coffee at people, and one of the threads that keeps me more interested in other forums
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Old 01-22-2008, 09:15 AM   #3
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he's a dick
I recently joined on BF.c as well, it's nice but a bit too big and crowded for me
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Old 01-22-2008, 04:20 PM   #4
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WOW!! That is one class A dumb ass. He's lucky he's alive. Shows the maturity rate that should not be had when owning a BMW and not succumbing to people like that.
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Old 01-22-2008, 05:20 PM   #5
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I think thats pretty funny thing to do. Sounds like the car looked rice but had the guts to back it up.
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Old 01-22-2008, 05:24 PM   #6
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LOL. that was funny. i agree, the cars may have been ricers, but they still whooped his ass.
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Old 01-22-2008, 06:09 PM   #7
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yea theres no doubt the kids is an idiot, but its still funny!
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Old 01-23-2008, 11:26 AM   #8
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coffee in the face hurts...
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Old 01-23-2008, 04:12 PM   #9
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I think its funny how after they beat him he still called them ricers, if a civic beats what ever he was driving that is serious not ricer anymore. A ricer a person that puts a body kit on their car and doesn't do anything to the engine. Just because its a honda doesn't mean its a ricer.
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