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Old 12-23-2007, 11:13 AM   #1
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Irshman buying sausages

Can I have some Irish Sausages, please?" asked the Irishman,
walking up to the counter.
The assistant looked at him and asked: "Are you Irish?"
"If I had asked you for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?" demanded the Irishman
indignantly.
"Or, if I asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?"
Then, warming to his theme, he went on:
"Or if I asked you for a Kosher hot dog, would you ask me if I was Jewish?"
"Or, if I asked you for a taco, would you ask me if I was Mexican? ! Would Ya? Would Ya?"
The assistant said: "Well, no."
Suitably encouraged by the success of his logic, the Irishman steps it up a gear.
"And if I asked you for frogs legs, would you ask me if I was French?"
"What about Danish Bacon, would you ask me if I was Danish?"
"Well no, I probably wouldn't" conceded the assistant.
So, now bursting with righteous indignation, the Irishman says:
"Well, all right then, why did you ask me if I'm Irish just because I asked for Irish sausages?"
The assistant replied: "Because you're in Homebase"(DIY Store)
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Old 12-23-2007, 12:01 PM   #2
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Old 12-23-2007, 02:30 PM   #3
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Old 12-23-2007, 03:10 PM   #4
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Hi. The punch line is "Because you're in Homebase"(DIY Store)
In the UK Homebase is a store you buy, Do It Yourself Tools eg hammers,nails plumbing,electrical etc.but not sausages.
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Old 12-23-2007, 03:23 PM   #5
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. . so if I told this joke here in the States, would you ask if I was English?

And if I changed the punch line to Home Depot, would you ask if I was American?

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