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Unread 10-28-2007, 12:22 AM   #1

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There was this little boy about 12 years old walking
down the
sidewalk, dragging a flattened frog on a string behind

He came up to the doorstep of a house of ill repute,
and knocked on
the door.

When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and
asked what he

He said, "I want to have sex with one of the women
inside. I have the
money to buy it, and I'm not leaving until I get it."

The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come
in. Once in, she
told him to pick any of the girls he liked.

He asked, "Do any of the girls have any diseases?"

Of course the Madam said no ! !

He said, "I heard all the men talking about having to
get shots after
making love with Amber. THAT'S the girl I want."

Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money
to pay for it,
the Madam told him to go to the first room on the
right. He headed
down the hall, dragging the squashed frog behind him.

Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the
frog, paid the
Madam, and headed out the door.

The Madam stopped him and asked, "Why did you pick the
only girl in
the place with a disease, instead of one of the

He said, "Well, if you must know, tonight when I get
home, my parents
are going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at
home with a baby-
sitter. After they leave, my baby-sitter will have sex
with me
because she just happens to be very fond of cute
little boys. She
will then get the disease that I just caught. When Mom
and Dad get
back, Dad will take the baby-sitter home. On the way,
he' ll jump
the baby-sitter' s bones, and he'll catch the disease.
Then when Dad
gets home from the baby-sitter' s, he and Mom will go
to bed and have
sex, and Mom will catch it. In the morning when Dad
goes to work, the
milkman will deliver the milk, have a quickie with
Mom, and catch the
disease, and HE'S the son-of-a-***** who ran over my
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Unread 10-28-2007, 10:59 AM   #2
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holy crap.
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Unread 10-28-2007, 12:42 PM   #3
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Unread 10-28-2007, 06:30 PM   #4

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