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Old 10-21-2007, 10:04 AM   #1
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The difference between Swedish birds and British birds

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Old 10-21-2007, 12:57 PM   #2
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lol....thank god I don't live in Britain...no wait...I do!

Either I'm never going to Newcastle...or those pics were veeeery carefully selected. I actually felt quite good, then immediately quite ill lookin at those pics .

Thank god it's not like that in the nightclubs I go to, eh?
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Old 10-21-2007, 01:09 PM   #3
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Nice, I'm moving to Sweden. Those are some nice blondes.
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Old 10-21-2007, 06:22 PM   #4
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wow............... I'm going to avoid sailing to Britain
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Old 10-21-2007, 07:07 PM   #5
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Sweden or bust.
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Old 10-22-2007, 07:11 AM   #6
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Hey, that's in Northern England! You guys want to check out London! Anyway, I better go pack my cases; I'm off to Sweden!
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Old 10-22-2007, 09:16 AM   #7
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holy crap, that was hilarious!
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Old 10-22-2007, 02:17 PM   #8
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I can't if the person in the middle of the very last picture is a guy or girl, lol
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Old 10-22-2007, 02:32 PM   #9
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Old 10-22-2007, 05:26 PM   #10
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Sweden and bust.


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Old 10-22-2007, 05:36 PM   #11
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look at the 6th picture, is it just me or those two guys about to kiss O_o
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Old 10-26-2007, 11:24 AM   #12
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that's why I moved from Britain j/k
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