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Old 08-13-2007, 04:55 PM   #1
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Alzheimers and HIV

A man's wife goes to the doctor because she is having some weird symptoms.The doctor runs some tests and says I will call you in a week or so with the results.Well it just so happens that the wife is gone when the call comes from the doctor.The husband picks up and asks the doctor what is wrong with his wife.The doctor tells him it is serious it is either Alzheimers or HIV and he can't tell.So the husband is really worried and asks how can we figure this out,the doctor replys take her way out in the country and drop her off if she finds her way home don't have sex with her!
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Old 08-13-2007, 05:15 PM   #2
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Old 08-13-2007, 07:16 PM   #3
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I guess that would work, lol
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Old 08-13-2007, 10:01 PM   #4
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I think i heard that one before but still pretty funny.
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